{"id":1700,"date":"2014-01-07T03:46:24","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T08:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/?p=1700"},"modified":"2020-02-14T09:09:49","modified_gmt":"2020-02-14T14:09:49","slug":"get-used-taking-time-bahamas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/blog\/get-used-taking-time-bahamas\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Used to Taking Your Time in the Bahamas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyday is an experience. To most Bahamians it is life. As a transplanted American, get used to things taking their time to be accomplished.<\/p>\n

Get used to the sun!!! I didn\u2019t find it as warm as living in Florida, but the sun will \u201cbeat you up\u201d!<\/p>\n

Get used to having a bank customer service representative take two hours to open a savings account.<\/p>\n

Get used to having to stand in line for up to an hour to pay your electric bill because your bank doesn\u2019t have on-line bill pay yet.<\/p>\n

Get used to having to wait two to three hours to be served by a customer service representative at Batelco.<\/p>\n

Get used to driving down the road behind a large truck moving a piece of machinery traveling at 15 miles per hour, and there is no way to overtake the truck for 5 miles without jeopardizing all passengers in your vehicle.<\/p>\n

Get used to being a vehicle with signal lights and brake lights don\u2019t work, be prepared to traverse off the road avoiding trees and shrubs for no apparent reason.<\/p>\n

Get used to having the customer service representative at Cable Bahamas telling you that you can have a premium channel added to your service if you purchase a cable box for $90.00. Then she will tell you they have none in stock.<\/p>\n

Get used to finding out your car needs an alternator for $560.00. Then call around and there isn\u2019t one on the island to fit.<\/p>\n

Get used to flying to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, or West Palm Beach to pick up your alternator for $220.00, and fly home to the Bahamas to have it installed.<\/p>\n

Get used to planning on a meal with a certain ingredient needed, then running all over the island in search of it. Only to find you spent $15.00 in fuel and it isn\u2019t available today, anywhere.<\/p>\n

Get used to having wet feet right after it rains. The islands flood so severe because they never planned on drainage when building roads or housing developments.<\/p>\n

Get used to driving down a beautiful Oceanside road at high tide and having a wave crash across the roadway.<\/p>\n

Get used to mosquitoes and horseflies the size of Cessna\u2019s.<\/p>\n

After living in the Bahamas for two and a half years, I now find that I would not return to the United States unless dragged there by my heels. Life in this turmoiled world is somehow more relaxed now.<\/p>\n

Excerpted from “So, You Want To Move To The Bahamas: Through The Eyes Of A Transplanted American” in Escape From America Magazine, Issue 59.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Everyday is an experience. To most Bahamians it is life. As a transplanted American, get used to things taking their time to be accomplished. Get used to the sun!!! I didn\u2019t find it as warm as living in Florida, but the sun will \u201cbeat you up\u201d! Get used to having a bank customer service representative […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":135,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"content-type":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[26,29,49,56,166,233,235,243,435,451],"yst_prominent_words":[2410,5062,2274,7481,17460,14660,20116,8406,1734,2022,1768,4985,4061,2562,4992,20117,4429,20119,24788,12689],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/135"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1700"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33155,"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions\/33155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1700"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.escapeartist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=1700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}