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Cheap overseas calls…three weeks in the Israeli army…how to beat the Mexican bureaucrats The cheapest
way to make overseas calls.
They sell phone cards from at least 16 companies—you select the one with the best rate. If you intend to make many short calls, choose one with no connection fee. If you don’t want the hassle of a phone card, use Startec, tel. 10-10-719, website: www.startec.com for your call. Their Taiwan rate is 17.9 cents per minute with a 30-cent-per-call connection fee. Three weeks
in the Israeli army
The international Volunteers for Israel program, Sar-El, places volunteers in army, air force, and naval bases all over the country. Volunteers pay for a partially subsidized plane ticket. Meals and accommodations are included in the price. Upon completion of the program, you can extend your stay in Israel for up to three months. Groups are led by enlisted women who coordinate work spaces within the base and handle any administrative needs. They provide evening programs coveringeverything from the structure of the IDF to life in modern Israel, and even a lesson called, “The Purity of the Weapon,” a direct translation of the course taught to Israeli soldiers in basic training. Like “real” soldiers, you have your weekends off and are free to travel. Sar-El operates a free guesthouse in the old city of Jaffa, on the border of Tel Aviv, if you want cheap accommodation. Or you can get “home hospitality,” in which Sar-El places you with host families for the weekend. You can take day trips to the Holocaust memorial, Yad Vashem, the Western Wall, and the Mount Herzl cemetery where Yitzhak Rabin is buried, as well as half-day trips to the less-frequented attractions near many bases. I visited the monastery just outside Jerusalem where the monk who guides the tour has his stand-up comedy routine polished to perfection, while a friend visited the wineries of the Golan Heights. If you’re looking
for a quieter experience — and milder weather — sign up for a group in
September - October or April - May. Contact Sar-El, (New York) tel. (212)643-4848;(London)
(44-1818)66-67-70; (South Africa) 27-11-485-1020, e-mail:
sar_el@netvision.net.il
or
vol4israel@aol.com
Ireland
to Britain round-trip: IR£4.
With a new book to research, I’ve got lots of European traveling to do. As it’s going to be like an exercise in military logistics, I started making arrangements in early February. I considered crossing London and taking a cheap Ryanair flight to mainland Europe from Stansted airport, but the British airline Easyjet was offering some incredible deals from Luton. For a one-way June flight to Zurich, I paid £49. Following a mammoth train trek through Germany, Austria, and Italy, I’ll be flying back to Luton from Nice, in southern France. A one-way ticket with Easyjet cost FFr494, taxes included. Ignore the major airlines if you’re looking for bargain European flights from Ireland or Britain. Ryanair and Easyjet have pioneered the concept of ticketless airlines and no-frills flying. ‘’No-frills’’ means exactly what it says: no complimentary drinks, no airline meals. I certainly don’t miss those trays of tepid ravioli and wilted salad. Half of Ryanair’s and Easyjet’s sales are now made through secure on-line sites. After choosing a flight, you type in credit card details and immediately receive a confirmation number. When arriving at the airport, just give the number to the check-in desk to get your boarding card. It couldn’t be simpler. For the best deals, book over the Internet, choose midweek flights, and do it well in advance. The nearer to departure date, the more prices go up on more popular routes. My husband’s
colleague was too late for Ryanair’s IR£4 Dublin to Luton deals.
She paid IR£17 plus taxes. Ryanair (www.ryanair.com)
probably has the price edge on round-trip flights, but Paris and Brussels
are their only mainland European destinations from Ireland. For the widest
choice of Ryanair destinations, fly from London Stansted. However, Easyjet
(www.easyjet.com) has more competitive
prices for one-way journeys from Luton to the Continent. One minor irritation
is the ‘’come-on’’ of £5 and £10 flights on the websites. Taxes
aren’t clearly shown until you get into the booking process. Still, it’s
hard to beat.
Getting
at the real India
Here you can arrange classes on meditation or yoga from any of the numerous tourist offices in the area, as well as short treks into the mountains. You can also visit a few of the famous temples in Hardware. Stop to talk with any one of the orange-robed swamis (holy men), who have renounced family and all worldly possessions in the pursuit of truth and knowledge. Most speak English. Expect the usual sewage, garbage piles, grazing pigs and cows in the streets. Hotel accommodations are semi-clean at best. Request a European toilet if you aren’t comfortable with the typical hole-in-the floor style. Below are hotels priced at $4 to $6, close or on the river Ganges, just outside of Rishikesh (call ahead). • Nigha Tourist
Resort, Laxman Jhoola, near Shanti Maye Ashram; tel. (91)135-434801.
Beat the
Mexican bureaucrats
I only became aware of this just before our annual summer excursion to become “Mexican Residents” for a few of the hottest summer months here in Texas. I tried to renew the FM 3 visas at the Mexican Consulate in Dallas, only to be told that I would have to reapply. There was not enough time. I asked if a tourist card obtained at the border would be sufficient, knowing that I should be able to do this, as long as I had two documents to prove U.S. citizenship in hand. The tourist card is good up to 90 days. The person on duty said that “Yes, that would be the easiest solution.” A $400 toll
I had to go see a “higher-up” official at a different location. I soon learned that not having renewed my FM 3 residency permit was a “very serious matter.” After several minutes on the calculator, the official determined that it would take over $400, payable in cash in pesos, to remedy the matter. I said it was too expensive and would just have to home. Back at our hotel, we knew that since the border is open 24 hours a day, a new shift of officials would soon be on duty, so we decided to try our plan on the next set. At around 10:45 p.m., with new officials in place, we filled out the forms for tourist cards, but this time using certified copies of our birth certificates and our voter registration cards as proof of U.S. citizenship. We sailed right through this set of officials without any problems. The lesson
here is this: Talking to Mexican immigration officials is like talking
to IRS officials in the States. You can get a different answer to your
question from every one you ask. If you’re not happy with what one official
tells you, simply go back in a few hours and try again.
Teaching
English overseas
If you’re interested in teaching English overseas, the places with the greatest demand for English teachers are Korea, Japan,Taiwan, Thailand, China, Vietnam, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, and parts of Western Europe. To qualify for a position you must be a native Englishspeaker and have a bachelor’s degree in any field. Some employers also require you to have a Certificatein English Language Teaching to Adults (CELTA) or a Certificate in Teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages (TESOL). Both courses are offered in dozens of locations around the world and take only a month to complete. The best way
to find a teaching position and virtually everything else you need to know
about ESL/EFL work,is to use the following three web-sites: www.eslcafe.com,
www.tefl.com,
and www.tefl.net.
A restaurant
out of the Arabian Nights
Here, at one
of the best restaurants in Tunis, we dined in true royal fashion. We feasted
on Tunisian delicacies as haunting oriental music of the Malouf—brought
to Tunisia by the expelled Andalusian Muslims—relaxed us. The service was
excellent. The cost of a full-course dinner with wine came to $25. Essaraya
Restaurant, 6 Rue Ben Mahmoud, Tunis, Tunisia; tel. (216-1)560-310, fax
560-703; e-mail:essaraya@planet.tn;
Cheap french
farms
Land in France
is cheap, perhaps as a result. An acre of farmland sells for about $1,200
on average. In Britain, farmland costs twice as much. In Holland, it’s
$7,000 an acre.
The best
place to buy red lingerie
Editor’s
note
World’s
most-dramatic golf course
The course
caters to Americans and Europeans but not the Irish. It’s expensive, IR£120,
but worth it. My advice: hire a caddy who will tell you proper distances
and directions, which are hard to figure out on your own. Save time for
drink in the clubhouse that overlooks the (disappointing) 18th hole, the
ocean, and the cliffs. You can book a time over the Internet by going to
www.oldheadgolflinks.com.
You can also call (353-21)778-444 or e-mail: info@oldheadgolf.ie.
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