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by Jeannie Fairfax
I live in a distinctly Indonesian neighborhood,
or, "kampung." And, although bordering Jalan Sudirman, one of Jakarta's
largest, most important thoroughfares, here in "Ben-Hill" (Bendungan-Hillerman)
I can safely wander the curving, crooked paths day or night and feel far
away -- in another world from the city.
. What People Do The Parking Directors Parking Directors are what I call the ones responsible for the constant whistling and shouting one hears outside the building where you are having your massage, visiting the dentist, or eating at a restaurant. These volunteer enforcers of the rule-of-order are lively and colorful, but far less qualified than a hermit in the Himalayas to direct traffic. "TuRUSSSSSSSSs!" goes the whistle.
"TuRUUUUUUUSSss, TuRUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" For, without this vigorous noise
and commotion, any backing out of a parking space, or any driving
forward onto the edge of the road is deemed by the Parking Director and
agreed upon by all else as absolutely not possible!
Late in the heat of the day when a director is feeling a teensy bit less exuberant, the entire process will be reduced to just the mad, frenzied whirling of the one arm in a rotary motion designed to both impel the otherwise incapable driver inside the vehicle and to convey a fervent devotion to his duty. So, they stand at all small intersections. They help the lucky to get out. They stuff the requisite small sum (500 rupiah) into the less-whirled hand. There's one who hails my morning taxi as I approach our road's tiny, bustling intersection with Ben-HILL. But I know him, and don't really poke fun at any. Heaven only knows what the streets would be like without them. The are the enforcers of the rule-of-order.
Those GUYS who MAKE NOISES in front of your house Men push wagons or carts laden with vegetables and fresh fowl, plastic goods, flower pots and houseplants, even peripatetic cooking stalls complete with ingredients, plates and fire for cooking! And it's all on wheels! You thought catalogue shopping saves time!! I wish this were a recording! There's the very nasal one who makes his own distinct sound that goes something like, "NIEMP!!" His cart is piled high with jars of cooking oil. "NiemP, NiemP, NiemP!" A sodden clanging announcing a food
car, probably the original fast-food. Seafood? Fried rice?
Chicken soup? Horrible fish-balls? He'll light up and
begin the cuisine if you only wave or clap.
--"ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzing!" a peddle cab passes, his bicycle causing a pleasant, percussive small orchestra sound, "ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzxing!" The man with fruits, vegetables and dead chickens hollers, "Oooooooooo, EEEEEEEE, eeeeeeee!!!" His papaya is fresh, his cabbage wilty, his daily takings a matter of barter, and he's proud to be able to bring his produce to those awaiting his arrival. There is one whose large, flat cart is
here to take away old cardboard boxes. He rustles up with nary a
sound. There are ones with a shoulder pole and two large covered
pots. He hits the pots!
There are the nine different voices raised together six times a day -- a call-to-prayer. Ben-Hill's a densely packed neighborhood! This mild cacophony is best enjoyed at dusk from a rooftop when bats clip across the evening sky's short color display and the evening breeze leavens the past afternoon heat. Throughout the evening and all night quiet reigns, good sleep is possible. At five, five-thirty, before morning light, silent couples walk for morning exercise. Then, very soon, the workers noises start again. Motorcycle delivery boys, who also carry passengers. Pembantu's scratch the road outside the house with "brooms," then mind your house, raise your kids, shop and cook your meals, wash your clothing, wash your car (wash the driver???) open your gate for you, answer the phone. If you own a car, you also have a driver, perhaps a night guard. They say there's a neighborhood security person, who rides the street at night, knows when you have a guest staying, and who wants a monthly stipend for "watching over" you. But as for me, as a sindiri female, there are all the eyes and minds on Danau. Diatas noticing, inquiring, and discussing my every daily destination or activity But that also works, like it did for me
in Paris, as security.
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