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Yankee in King Castro's Court - part III
February, the
year 2000
by Kirk Stephan
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| Havana nights are quiet this year, like
a huge post-game amphitheater. The days are much louder, though. The completed
crackdown on "crime" has kept the drinkers, carousers, and loose women
off the dark streets, but budding commerce has its effect in daylight.
Merchants and street hawkers have appeared everywhere (in contrast to only
a year ago when classic Communism still prevailed) and their cries have
a strange familiarity. In a year or two I think this noise will rival that
of Boston or Mexico City but so far remains a bit subdued, almost polite.
And Cubans are NOT polite, or quiet, or shy( ! ); they don't have the time
and they're much too busy being passionately into something. Even when
they know you can't follow what's being said they can't slow down
to the normal rhythm of International Spanish. They care much too much
about what they're saying and too little about a foreigner catching the
drift...
I thought maybe a revolution was
brewing when I first entered Jose Marti park in Central Havana a few years
back. Every day a group of 20 or 30 men gather to yell and scream and gesticulate.
When I moved closer and strained to understand the rhythmic language (actually
Spanish but in disguise) I was stunned to discover they were arguing about
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Kirk Stephan is the
sort of person
who asks hard questions and seeks
honest answers - He doesn't sugar - coat the world and hand us answers
that we already know. He takes the time to look for the reality beneath
the veneer. His writing and observations are reminiscent of Andrei
Codrescu. If Cuba and the Cuban people have a false pitina that misleads
us we should want to learn the reasons. Escape Artists can find more on
Cuba in the
Profile
of Cuba - plus other articles on Cuba and things Cuban in the Escape
From America Magazine. Cuba is an enigma in a changing world - Codrescu
called Cuba the "laboratory of pre-post-communism" |
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And the gist of the day was: " who were the
best of the 40's and 50's: Tye Cobb, Ralph Kiner, Babe Ruth..." Even in
its heyday the American people were never as serious or emotional over
baseball as the Cubans are. This anomaly, for me, is the only boring
thing about these people ( I never
liked baseball !) There's a manifested explosion of capitalism here;
Che is probably rolling over in his grave. "Shopping" is the latest word
to be added to the Cuban language, and threatens to succeed baseball as
the most popular sport. I think every citizen in Havana who isn't actually
at work somewhere is out window shopping at least (some still have no money
to put in to it but their interest is as avid as those who do.) Stuff abounds.
I keep wondering where it all comes from... Chicken for example. Legs.
Millions of them, in shops and cantinas all over the country! At first
I wondered about some strange communist conspiracy to geneticize the growing
process. After traveling a bit here, however, noticing there's hardly any
livestock being bred in the country, I discovered the truth. All those
legs come right from Tyson chicken factories in Arkansas! Bill Clinton's
buddy supplies those suckers to every Cuban and tourist belly. He does
it , though, through an international conglomerate operating via Venezuela...proving
for the billionth time that laws are for the little people. (Get it?
We have a total embargo of Cuba going but the big guys are still making
bucks from it...)
In general I'm anti-progress and
never appreciated even new models of automobiles (the coolest part of this
country may be all the 20's, 30's, 40's and 50's American cars everywhere
on the streets). So, with only nostalgia for company, I pack up to see
the 'Oriente', the eastern parts of the island, where I'd not been before.
Apartheid is alive and well
here. You gots the Cubans and you gots the tourists. Fidel does not want
them to mix, for all the obvious reasons; outside opinions never favor
the rulers...So the new "Via Azul" bus for tourists is a bore. The video
movies horrible and the air-conditioning overwhelming. I was warned of
the latter and my Cuban friend in Havana had lent me her sweater so I was
warm enough. My French seat-mate was interesting but the video-volume didn't
allow for much talk. We reached the charming but run-down town of Ciego
de Avila and spent a couple of nights. 'Not much to say about this slightly
drab community with as many horse-carts as cars. I decided to take the
local bus for Cubans , the "gua-gua", from there on. This clunker took
twice the time the tourist bus did but the open windows and conversation
with Cubans made the trip a pleasure in comparison. The fat turkey buzzards
perched on telephone poles were cool. The snowy white ibis in the fields
sat on their brahma-bull partners and contemplated the world of tasty bugs...
The people grab their freedom and
independence where they can, so the non-motorized road traffic is a sight:
Bicycles, pedestrians and horse or bull-driven carts vie for possession
of the highway. Just before what seems like an immanent crash our bus would
blare its horn at the upstart, then with a sigh, brake to a stop as they
failed to take notice. I never saw one person move over, swerve, or even
flinch at these risky encounters. We were hours late but the ride was great
fun.
Holguin in the early evening was
fascinating; hundreds of people milled about the close, quiet, streets
and parks. The bicycle-taxi man said it was known as the "city-of-parks"
and they appeared regularly every 2 or 3 blocks. Jose, my seat-mate on
the bus lived here and showed me to a great apartment about a mile
from downtown. I slept like a log there every night, the only sounds coming
from my goat, pig and chicken neighbors.
One day we were sitting at
the patio table talking when the neighbor woman fell off the roof. The
sudden crashing 'thud' was horrible. No-one knew what had happened till
she moaned. Then we all screamed and yelled and men from the neighborhood
rushed over to try to extract her broken body from the rubble. The poor
lady broke both her legs, one arm and a little finger. The only nice thing
about this scene was watching the quick, helpful neighbors and hearing
later that she'd reached doctors and hospital within minutes. We all worried
over and discussed her pain and whether she'd be able to breast-feed her
new 2-month old baby...Two days later she's recovering nicely because of
that immediate attention; and her milk is flowing!
These people respond to and accept
anything and everything with an alacrity that stupefies this hesitating
and cogitating Yankee.
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The "bici-taxis", all over the
country, aren't allowed to carry foreigners but take the chance anyway.
They risk a huge fine and possible loss of their vehicle, but, if anything
at all they're gamblers at heart. The people have been ordered not to socialize
with us and usually have a grim countenance (if any eye contact at all)
until spoken to. Then their huge smiles shine
out and warm you right up. Of course there
are some too nervous to do it in public. This is a shame of the place. |
I'm staying in Holguin with Pedro,
who has a large 1946 Chevrolet gasoline truck, which he uses to transport
people back and forth to nearby towns. After fuel and special license costs
he ends up making about what everybody else does, about $18-20/month. His
daughter Illeanna is a dynamo and runs the house-hold. She's a great cook
and organizer. It was she who took charge of the neighbor-rescue mission
the other day. She stayed with the woman and held the baby throughout the
ordeal. Her husband Rolando, and son, both work in a bakery, making the
fairly tasteless Cuban loaves of bread that I won't miss, but those folks...
After a week and a second thwarted attempt
to jump the national train down to Santiago I gave up. Both times the train
was broken and not running. I ended up hiring a 1969 Muscovy (Russian cars
along with the old Yankee ones proliferate) and driver for $30.
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