National Rail
(overland trains) - www.nationalrail.co.uk
Cabs, Rickshaws
and Bicycles… Transport in general
Even though
cabs seem to be a convenient mode of transport, with the efficient bus/tube
transport in London they are not usually necessary. As a North American,
I find the infamous black cabs difficult to spot because they are not the
bright yellow I am used to and the vacancy light is at the front of the
windshield rather than on top of the roof. The traffic is so slow
here you are almost better off travelling by bus or underground to avoid
congestion and delays.
On the rare
occasion that the buses are scarce, if it’s past midnight and the tubes
have stopped, or if you’re stranded in an unfamiliar area and/or going
to an isolated neighbourhood then cabs or mini-cabs can be very useful.
You will notice
many buses with an N in front of the route number, for example 155 and
N155 – this stands for a night bus and usually means it runs virtually
the same route for the early morning hours (until you are familiar with
your surroundings it is always wise to plan your journey ahead of time
using the London transport website) or there is the 24 hour bus services
which are the exact same route for 24 hours and will say so on the bus
stop sign.
Another option
for getting around the city is always the bicycle rickshaw. The drivers
seem a little crazy and tend to rip around side streets and hug the corners
like they’re on a race track, but it will be an adventure none the less.
Do keep in mind you will pay a hefty fee to ride the rickshaw rollercoaster.
Feeling brave?
You can always buy yourself a road bike and cycle alongside the chaotic
traffic (which let me remind you, consists of extremely large buses and
bumper to bumper vehicles) also keeping in mind that the road rules are
opposite to that of North America.
If you choose
to travel by foot, the automobile/pedestrian right-of-way seems to resemble
that of Las Vegas… so unless you are at a crosswalk, otherwise known as
a “Zebra Crossing” please note that as a pedestrian, you have no right-of-way!!
To make your life easier you can always look down and read the painted
“Look Right Look Left” prompts on the street so you remember which way
the traffic will be coming from when you narrowly avoid being run over.
In all honesty,
there is no better way to discover London than by walking. From Trafalgar
square for example, you are within walking distance of all the hotspots,
ie. Picadilly Circus, Leicester Square, Convent Garden, Soho, Oxford Street,
Regent Street, Carnaby Street, Southbank, Hyde Park, and the Palace.
The London Eye is an ideal landmark to use as your own “eye” so to speak.
You can see it from pretty much anywhere so if you feel lost you can search
for it in the skyline to re-establish your bearings. Another important
guide is the pocket book entitled London A-Z as well as the free colour
coded tube maps you can find at any tube station.
In peak hours,
London roads seem to be congested and slow moving for the most part so
you will find that once you figure out the tube map, the underground is
probably the quickest and most straight forward route to travel London.
NOTE for
car users:
The London
congestion charge was controversially introduced in February 2003 as a
means of reducing the traffic flow in Central London. A payment of
£8 is required each day when a chargeable vehicle enters the congestion
charge zone with a penalty payment required for non payment.
The Congestion
Charging Operating Hours are 7:00AM - 6:00PM
Charging Days
are Monday to Friday (excluding Public Holidays).
The Congestion
Charging Zone is clearly defined by signs and / or road markings at entrance
and exit points.
The standard
daily charge is £8.
For information
on the charge, the zone and how to pay visit www.transportfor
london.com
“Real” Football
To fully appreciate
the British culture, partaking in some sort of English sport is recommended.
The apparent choice would be football (soccer). Whether it’s watching a
game at a traditional English pub with a pint of lager, buying tickets
to a live match or just simply having a kick-about in the park, it is an
English passion to be revered. Regent’s Park is a massive park on
the Bakerloo Line where you can go to see people from all walks of life
playing small sided games of football on the grass. On more than
one occasion I have shown up at the park and joined in with a group who
needed some extra players.
If football’s
not really your thing you can hire paddle boats and laze about while you
float down the river that runs through Regent’s. There are loads
of walking paths and places you could rollerblade or go for a leisurely
bike ride. Another option is to just grab a blanket, a good book,
and maybe a few mini bottles of wine and relax (yes drinking in public
is allowed here in the UK - so as long as you don’t get disorderly - it
is not a problem to have a few casual drinks in the sun).
Other sports
of interest are rugby, cricket and boxing. Rugby is surprisingly
referred to as the gentleman’s game when being compared to soccer (which
has a reputation for being a bit of a thug’s sport)… more to do with the
fans than the sport itself, I think. Rugby is very popular among
the locals and if you ask they will be more than willing to explain the
rules and the differences between rugby league and rugby union. Cricket,
as a first time watcher, is much more palatable and quite exciting if you
can catch a one day match. Once you become familiarized with the
etiquette/terminology and stop comparing it to baseball you might start
to understand the appeal and strategy behind the sport and may even enjoy
a 5 day test. Then there’s Boxing – my personal favourite. London
is full of privately owned boxing clubs where unlike the “boxercise” we
offer at home (an aerobics class with a boxing theme) you actually train
like a boxer without the fear of being hit, you take a jab at the heavy
bag, you skip, and you even go in the ring to try out a flurry of punching
combos. One gym in particular is called McKenzie’s and is located
above a pub in Herne Hill. You enter the gym from the parking lot
in the back, and when you open the door you are pummelled by a wave of
stuffy heat and fresh sweat produced by the hardcore devotees. The
atmosphere is so intense, but inviting at the same time!
You will meet
the owner Clinton McKenzie himself. He is a former boxing champ and
Olympic competitor with the evidence of his title fights plastered on the
walls. Then there is Angel, a professional female boxer from Russia, who
with her dedication and passion for the sport motivates you to want to
do your best. Together the team at McKenzie’s will take you through a rigorous
training session that will leave you completely “K.O’d” yet strangely anxious
to book your next session. They tailor each workout to your specific
fitness level and push you just a little harder each time.
Sometimes finding
the time and motivation to work out when you have just moved to a new city
seems impossible, yet there are gyms on every other corner in London.
If you want a membership the prices can vary. I found Fusion, a gym
in my neighbourhood, to be very affordable. It is a chain of fitness
centres that offer a basic gym/community centre with options to partake
in other activities such as drop-in football/badminton/ basketball,
martial arts programmes, and different aerobics classes. Some of
their gyms have swimming pools and squash courts and the price is reasonably
low. You can pay monthly and opt out at any time with a months notice.
There are also many other chains as well as exclusive gyms and clubs all
throughout London that would meet the varying needs of any traveller.
Yoga studios
are also becoming more apparent in London, even though most of the instructors
and members seem to have North American accents! Covent Garden is
a big centre for fitness fanatics...try Pineapple Dance Centre for aerobics,
ballet, and all other forms of dance as well as fitness classes.
To reiterate,
for most things in London you will need a bank account in order to sign
up on a monthly payment plan, and the gym is no different as they will
not accept credit cards unless you are paying the total annual balance.
London Gyms
- www.city-visitor.com/london/gyms.html
Football Site
- www.thefa.com/default.aspx
Women’s Football
Site - www.thefa.com/Womens
Rugby Site
- www.rfu.com/index.htm
Kennington
Oval (to watch cricket) - www.vauxhallandkennington.org.uk
Boxing at
McKenzies Gym - www.mckenzieboxercise.com/family.html
Fusion Centres
- www.fusion-lifestyle.com
“…if I were
an Oscar Mayer Weiner”
If you are
“jonesing” for some North American treats that you may not be able to find
at the local Tesco’s or Sainsbury’s you may want to stop by the Canada
Shop near Covent Garden. Here you can find such delicacies as Kraft
Dinner, Real Maple Syrup, Fugee-Os, Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, and proper Dill
Pickles (which is an anomaly to me how the pickles here just don’t have
the same crunch as the ones at home, as far as I know they are still made
from cucumbers, but they just lack that crunchy salty goodness).
The Canada Shop also doubles as an Australian, Kiwi, and S.A. Shop so you
can find other goodies too; if I might make a suggestion, TimTam biscuits
from Australia, no other cookie will ever taste the same again. The
Canada Shop is conveniently located next to The Maple Leaf Pub which as
the name suggests, sports a Canadian theme. Here you can watch North
American Football,US NASCAR, NHL, college basketball and college baseball.
They will play all the big games and serve up Canadian beer and classic
North American appy’s like buffalo wings and poutine.
The Canada
Shop - www.canadashop.uk.com/
Off the
Beaten Track for an Art Attack
London is
known as a mecca for theatre, stage, opera, and comedy clubs with shows
to be found on any given night and in abundance. As I am a movie
fanatic, I am always on the lookout for interesting events to do with film.
Apart from finding all the blockbuster hits in movie theatres around the
city centre, I found London also has a repertoire of independent theatres
with ever present Film Festivals available for more artsy viewing.
A new Festival that had its debut June 2007 and I found myself volunteering
at is the Declaration of Independence Film Festival. It offered a
selection of American and Canadian Features/Shorts/ and Documentaries with
guest appearances from the Directors. By taking part in this festival
I was fortunate enough to stumble upon a few of London’s hidden art-house
gems. The Renoir theatre in Russell Square (part of the Curzon cinema
family) is situated in a modern recently re-vamped area within walking
distance of Leicester Square and Covent Garden surrounded with a nearby
park, coffee shops and restaurants with outdoor seating. The Horse
Hospital is just around the corner from the Renoir and is just that, an
old Horse Hospital transformed into an independent venue that features
rare films, music and art shows. The Roxy Bar and Screen is a unique
way to take in a film and features old movies in a pub setting where you
can have a bite to eat, a pint, and a film all in one sitting.
To find listings
for various music festivals/gigs, film festivals, and art exhibits you
can look in the weekly distributed Time Out Magazine. When it comes
to finding places to live, cars, jobs, or activities - the Gumtree website
or Guardian newspaper are great resources geared to traveller’s of all
calibres. Other job specific sites are the Loot, Mandy and Grapevine.
Renoir/Curzon
Cinemas - www.curzoncinemas.com/flash
Horse Hospital
- www.thehorsehospital.com
Roxy Bar and
Screen - www.roxybarandscreen.com
Time Out Magazine
- www.timeout.com/london
Gumtree - www.gumtree.com
Guardian - www.guardian.co.uk
Loot - www.loot.com
Mandy - www.mandy.com
Grapevine
- www.grapevinejobs.com
Shop till
you Drop
When it comes
to shopping you can find almost everything you need up on Oxford Street,
but the headache you endure due to the sensory overload almost makes it
unbearable. The best time to go is midweek before noon. This
way you avoid the crowds and can actually find a fitting room without a
line-up. The first time I walked into Top Shop on Oxford Street,
I was completely overwhelmed. I think it consists of at least four
floors and it is always packed with shoppers. If you can convince
yourself to stay and have a look around you will find some pretty good
deals on clothing, accessories and shoes.
Nearby to Oxford
Street you will also find Regent Street and Carnaby Street which have loads
more shops and even some of the same shops again. Top Shop, H&M,
The Office, Mac Store and Zara can all be found in this grid of retail
mayhem.
Camden Market
is located near the Canal and therefore have the makings of a full day
excursion. You can spend all day browsing the stalls and surrounding
areas and take a break for lunch in a restaurant near the canal.
They are open 7 days a week, but the best days to go would be on the weekend
when there are more stalls available.
Camden Market
- www.camdenlock.net
Pub Etiquette
The etiquette
of going for a casual pint seems to be ingrained in the general public
of Britain. So much so that when walking through my neighbourhood
of Elephant and Castle, which is in the southeast and has a reputation
for being a little rough, I stumbled upon an older gentleman that lived
out of his shopping cart. As I looked a little more closely I happen
to notice that as he was sitting there in the park with his cart full of
belongings he was stopping to refresh himself with a pint-sized tin of
beer. Then I saw something that showed me just how proper the people
of England are, there he was pouring his tin of beer into a pint glass.
Even the down and out in London are still so sophisticated that they remember
their manners!!
My favourite
thing about London, apart from the people watching of course, is the freedom
to walk around and explore. One of the best things I’ve done so far
was called the Monopoly Pub Crawl. We got a small group of friends
together and followed the instructions from the official website www.monopolypubcrawl.org.uk/route.jsp.
You then navigate your way by foot, bus, train and tube to 26 pubs that
coincide with the London Monopoly Board. It gives you a strict itinerary
to follow and I suggest you only drink half pints if you plan on making
it to the end!
In the growing
pub culture and restaurants, it is important to remember that tipping is
not mandatory and more often than not there will be a service charge automatically
added to your bill. If you feel the service was exceptional you can
tip above and beyond this, but at the same time if the service was poor
you can actually ask that the service charge be removed from the bill.
It is completely at your discretion. When out drinking with co-workers
or friends drinks are often bought in rounds so don’t just assume that
everyone is exceptionally friendly and enjoys buying your drinks all night.
It is an unwritten rule that you will eventually be responsible for buying
a round.
Some exciting
news for London as of July 1st 2007 all business establishments are now
smoke-free!!
Other neighbourhoods
to visit that may not be on the radar, but have a cosy atmosphere and are
layered with unique coffee shops and trendy pubs are Little Venice along
the canal, Angel/Islington, West Hampstead, Fulham, Notting Hill, Denmark
Hill, and Clapham Common. For such a big city London is unexpectedly
visitor friendly and painless to walk around. Take the time to explore
the city on foot and you’ll happen upon some remarkable finds to add to
your travel journal.
English
Jargon
A brief lesson
in some commonly used phrases that may be new to you or have a slightly
different meaning than they do at home.
“Fit” can
be used in the common fitness sense but more often than not it is used
to describe a good-looking person. For example, “That girl is fit”
which I unknowingly said at a table full of men and wondered why the comment
was received with intrigue and bemusement. I think they started to
question my sexual preference and I learned rather quickly to choose my
words more carefully! Here are a few more:
| British Definition |
North American
Definition |
| Tube |
Underground trains |
| Zebra Crossing |
Crosswalk |
| Trousers |
Pants or slacks |
| Pants |
Underwear |
| Pound
£ stirling |
British currency: notes in denominations
of 50,20,10,5
Coins:1p,5p,20p,50p,1 pound and
2pounds |
| Quid...slang for 1 pound |
equivalent would be calling a dollar
a buck |
| Dosh |
Slang for
Cash |
| On the Dole |
Collecting
Government benefits like EI or Welfare |
| On the Piss |
Getting Drunk |
| Fancy |
To want or
like – ex. fancy a pint after work? |
| You alright? |
How are you? |
| Mate |
Friend |
| Flat |
Apartment |
| Flatmate |
Roommate |
| Roommate |
may mean that
you actually share a room rather than a flat |
| Housing Estate |
Complex or
housing units – usually cheaper to rent |
| Hire a car |
Rent
a car |
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Also note that
British spelling can be different from North American spelling for example
“program” is actually “programme”. So if you are employed by a company
and your job requires you to take notes or keep diaries make sure you check
that your spelling is consistent with the British form. In job interviews
don’t refer to your University education as School (school is only considered
secondary school and nothing beyond) so make sure you say University even
when you are referring to a College education.
England
+ Coast = Decent Beaches?!! Who Knew
If you find
that you need to escape from the city for a few days definitely consider
planning a trip to England’s coast where you will find beaches and in some
spots surf. If you don’t mind travelling for a few hours (best bet
is probably to rent a car or take a bus) you can head over to Devon or
even Wales. The B&B’s are reasonably priced, and there are an
abundance of campgrounds (depending on the season you may want to book
ahead). Different sporting activities are available, and at most
beaches you can surf, windsurf, skim board, kite surf, kick the football
around, go for a leisurely walk, run in the surrounding hills, and take
in the fresh air free from the bustle of the London city centre.
Croyde
Beach
|
Sunset,
Swansea, South Wales
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If you find
that you are missing the great North American winters and you can’t quite
get yourself over to Europe for a ski holiday the other alternative is
to head northbound to the Snowdome. It’s an indoor mountain, maybe
the size of a bunny-hill, but with a fairly decent terrain park.
It’s open year round and you could go just for the day or for the weekend.
It’s not going to be anything like the Rockies, but it may be just enough
to keep your skills from getting rusty. To escape for a weekend to
Europe really isn’t that difficult, such airlines as Ryanair and EasyJet
offer discount seat sales and sometimes even package deals. London
is the perfect home base for working and exploring.
Surf Reports - www.magicseaweed.com
Winter alternative - www.snowdome.co.uk/snowdome2/menu_flash.htm
Ryanair – www.ryanair.com
EasyJet - www.easyjet.com
To contact the author email: coachleah@yahoo.com
| Doug Bower
is author of "Notes From South of the Border - Survival Tips To Maximize
Expat Success in Central Mexico; available exclusively at LuLu Press; www.lulu.com |
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