| April 2007
Elvis lives!
And he's apparently making wine. For $12 US you can treat yourself to a
hip swivelling Jailhouse Red Merlot or a lip curling Blue Suede Chardonnay.
However if you think you're going to get a personal tour with the elusive
rocker around his Memphis vineyard, think again. The wine is produced in
Napa Valley by a company called Graceland Cellars under licence with Elvis
Presley Enterprises. It's an extreme example but one indicative of a recent
phenomenon; celebrity wines. The worlds great and good are tripping over
themselves to get into the wine game. Some, like the Rolling Stones and
Kiss, are merely putting their names to a label, (If you can't imagine
Keith Richards holding up a glass of Chardonnay to the light, neither can
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more hands on. Vince Neil of piss-poor rock band Motley Crue owns his own
winery called Vince Vineyards and feels so strongly about his wine, he
had the label tattooed on his arm. Now that's brand loyalty. Wine used
to just go with food, but now people realise it goes very well with fame
too. From a commercial point of view it makes perfect sense. A winery gains
a certain edge if it has an idol endorsing it. It doesn't matter if that
same idol is long decanted such as Marilyn Monroe. Her Marilyn Merlot might
be disappointing, but you've just got to try it. Another is Sting of Police
fame. His labels come numbered and autographed, prompting inevitable jokes
about it having a message in a bottle.
And that is
the drawback of having a star-struck label. It attracts jokes and nobody
takes the wine seriously. A case in point is the Maradona Clasico from
Argentine winery Raices de Agrelo. The blue label with the star’s
portrait certainly raises an eyebrow, and maybe provokes a one-off novelty
purchase. But you might soon discover it's good for dribbling only. We
all know celebrities will endorse anything if the price is right. Yet a
small winery is hardly a Nike contract and the wine business can be a money
eater. Cliff Richard describes his wine enterprise as a "ridiculously
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not the reason for this wine idol phenomenon. Perhaps kudos is. Wine has
become trendy. The mysterious allure of liquified sunshine has become as
enticing as a disco ball for many stars (see Madonna). Wine has
a depth and sensual richness lost in other beverages. Lleyton Hewitt should
be producing energy drinks for the sporting community. Instead he's producing
Chardonnay for the sparkling fraternity. The same goes for Federico Mendez,
the well known Argentine rugby player. He's producing sturdy Malbec under
the Cuevas del Puma label.
Another reason
is ageing, and I'm not talking about cellar storage in oak barrels. If
you look at the life span of most celebrities involved in wine, most of
them are entering the autumn days of their careers. To produce a decent
red is perhaps their swansong to a glittering existence.
It's a common
occurrence amongst rich retirees. Wine used to just |
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Now it's the already loaded that get into wine. Mick Hucknall has realised
he'll never relive the halcyon days of Simply Red. So why not just make...
a simply red. His Il Cantante is produced in Sicily.
Olivia Newton
John has long put the days of pop socks and drag racing in Grease behind
her. Instead she is enjoying sunshine days on her Australian vineyards,
sipping her own Koala Blue Chardonnay and dreaming of those summer nights.
Tell me more,
tell me more...
Cliff Richard
Aged over
67 years, rich and dark bodied, suitable for all occasions but particularly
popular at Christmas, still showing strong notes and a remarkable lack
of acidity, famous in the UK but occasionally sampled abroad, a favourite
of Tony Blair, Sue Barker and the Archbishop of Canterbury, strongly rumoured
but never confirmed to be fruity; we refer, of course, to Sir Cliff Richard.
Not content with having got himself a cryin´, talkin´, sleepin´,
walkin´, livin´doll, the Peter Pan of pop has now got himself
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vineyard goes by the name Adega do Cantor. The winery's marquee brand is
Vida Nova Rosé, described by a very famous British celebrity on
Gordon Ramsey's TV show as follows: 'That's rubbish.
I wouldn't
pay for that, it's tainted, it's insipid. It tastes like vinaigrette. I'd
never buy that.' Tragically, the very famous British Celebrity turned out
to be Sir Cliff himself, who'd been duped by Ramsay into blind tasting
his own vintage. It's rumoured that Richard then told Ramsay to 'go
f*** himself.' We'll drink to that. After 50 years in the music business,
Sir Cliff has finally done something that could properly be described as
rock 'n' roll.
Madonna
Madge's website
asks; 'Have you ever wanted to share a bottle of wine with Madonna?' |
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question; in the hierachy of fun things to do of an evening this proposition
ranks alongside 'panty raid in a maternity ward'. And when you throw
in the possibility that Guy Ritchie might be joining us for a glass, most
likely to discuss his next 'project', it plummets still further,
perhaps even to the level of 'sharing a bottle of wine with Cliff Richard.'
But let's give
the material girl the benefit of the doubt. Having made the transition
from sunny '80s popstar to oversexed '90s transgressor-in-chief to noughties
gay disco diva, and adopting a stricken African urchin, no one could accuse
Madonna of jumping on any bandwagons.
'Delicious
and flavourful' according to the website, Madgeplonk is available in
Cabernet Sauvignon (spelt 'Cabarnet' on the website, which is hardly
going to endear the label to Robert Parker), Pinot Grigio and Barbera
versions. We can't tell you what they taste like because no one seems to
have reviewed them. But if you thought Shanghai Surprise was a criminally
underrated movie you'll probably enjoy a drop of 'Cabarnet'.
Francis
Ford Coppola
You may not
have heard of this chap so we'll fill you in a little. He's the proud father
of famous Hollywood director Sophia Coppola. Frank himself had a little
success in the 1970s with a couple of films about the Mafia and some trippy
Vietnam movie whose name escapes us. Several turkeys later Coppola folded
up his directors' chair and got into the more serious business of winemaking.
And we do mean serious. Unlike Cliff and Madge, Frank isn't just messing
around with wine because his day job's gone west. Coppola acquired a prime
slice of Napa Valley real estate in 1976 and renamed it Rubicon Estate.
He has seen the reputation of his wines climb ever since. This is possibly
the only celebrity bottle you can take to a party without getting told
to haul your sad ass back to Oddbins and pick up something drinkable. FFC
has a genuine passion for growing and flogging fine wines. As Michael Corleone
would never have said, 'It's not only business.'
(Coppola was
good enough to give The Grapevine an exclusive tour of his estate. It's
a marvellous thing this Flash technology. If you fancy doing the same go
to www.niebaum-coppola.com)
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