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The Most Beautiful Place You've Never Heard Of Living In Southern Chile 
by Douglas Harris
January 2005

Only the most geographically challenged have never heard of Patagonia, a few can name a location like San Carlos Bariloche, Argentina which has been famous with skiers for years and is becoming popular with world travelers flocking to the Lake District. Beyond Bariloche, the map of Patagonia is blank. Travel agencies tend to be familiar with resorts and adventure travel destinations tend to be only ‘word-of-mouth’ famous. A secret of the European travelers is the area south of Puerto Montt, Chile.

Finding Highway 7, leading out of Puerto Montt, is not easy, in the labyrinth of one-way streets and construction street blockages. There is a sense of accomplishment when you find the unmarked entrance beside the mall and begin skirting the bay, heading south, along the water or when the tide is out, the mud & sand flats covered with clam-diggers. A glance to the left is rewarded by an incredible vision of snow-capped volcanoes, to your right is blue water and in the distance the island of Chiloe (chill-i-way). There is a sense of drama in the contrast between the peaks and the expanse of blue water.

The pavement soon runs out - just before the government highway project sign announcing the paving of Scenic Highway 7, Decima Region, by Dec 17, 2005. Unfortunately, the contractor didn’t make the projected date, but in the mix of first, second, and third worlds that make up the reality of Chile, this failure to make the completion date was not unexpected. Highway 7 to Hornopiren, has only existed for about 25 years. Before the highway, transportation was by boat or on foot. People rarely went to the “City”. Life for the population was very isolated with medical and dental care and education arriving with the Highway

Past the ‘completion’ sign a few Km, the road gradually deteriorates to serious potholes. After about an hour the road winds down to the beach in the community of La Arena. Get the camera out for the 30 minute trip across the bay to Puelche. The view from atop the ferries’ observation bridge of the Golfo and the mountains is worth the trip. Good weather and good luck brings views of marine mammals even the rare dolphins or whale view but the landward view is postcard art.

Puelche to Hornopiren is 64 Km. The road is in poor condition. Hornopiren is used 3 times, for the town, the National Park, and the volcano. The name which conotates the word for oven (horno) and piren (appearance of the Pyrenees, Mtns. of Spain) is almost unused by the local population. The town is referred to as “Rio Negro”. The volcano is “el Volcan” and the Park is always “Pumalin”.

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The town, is a colorfully drab, dusty little hamlet with an awesome backdrop of Andes mountains plunging to the waters of the bay. Hornopiren/Rio Negro is the gateway to the Pumalin Zona de Naturaleza. Five Km out of town on the Camino Del Parque Nacional is a fork in the road, this is the unmarked beginning of “Pumalin Zona de Naturaleza”. Turn right and 1Km brings you to Rio Blanco, with the Andes playing counterpoint to the rocky glacier green waters, the left turn brings you to the Rio Negro which rushes under the two bridges you immediately come to. Unseen but easy to hear the river will follow along the course of the road until many miles later inside the Park, until you reach the watershed.

This vast wilderness area of National Park and mega-rich ‘Americano’ Douglas Tompkins’ lands, borders by the Argentine Border and the Golfo de Ancud. This is the destination your Travel Agent doesn’t know about, and may not even be on your maps. Pumalin contains so many scenic wonders, guidebooks will have to be written one day. Volcanoes, Hornopiren and Yates, (and their ‘termas’ - hot springs), pristine (and drinkable) wild rivers, jagged Andes peaks, glaciers, ancient Alerce trees, and wilderness beyond footprints on the landward side. The Golfo de Ancud and Golfo de Corcovado with their impossibly beautiful Fjords make up the seaward side.

North Americans are a rare site here and few are registered in the visitor books. Most tourists are Chileans with a sprinkling of Argentines and Europeans. The area is a surprising secret because there are all the elements to draw crowds. Natural hot springs, some of the best fishing in the world, mountains and volcanoes to climb, trackless wilderness, even (rumors have it) the treasure of the 3rdReich is hidden in one of the fjords. Camp in pristine nature; there are no “overflow campgrounds”. Everything is primitive. 

Anyone who has spent years attending the National Parks of the USA, waiting your turn to take pictures, elbowing through crowds to see the geysers, making reservations a year in advance, will be shocked at how empty this place is. Bariloche, Argentina with all of its’ scenic beauty, is crowded 2 seasons of the year and one becomes used to the noise, traffic and crowded buses.

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A few hours away in Chile, and there is nobody - empty river banks and empty ‘miradors’ (vista points), as well as empty trails. When you do meet someone walking the path to the park, they are carrying an axe or wearing a ‘Parque’ (Park Ranger) shirt. In the Park itself we saw no one, and heard only birds.

The heart of this Natural Zone, remote Hornopiren National Park is an earned pleasure. The entrance fee is free, but you are going to walk a long ways. The old saw “it was uphill both ways” started here. You park your vehicle at the Park Rangers House to begin your trek. For a couple of Kilometers the walk is pastoral ranch terrain, but then the walk gets very serious. I have been told, mountain bikes can climb anything you can do on foot, but this walk/climb to the park makes me doubt that statement. I can’t really imagine any vehicle making it to the entrance (unless you carried a bike). Traveling on horseback seems improbable. Fierce vertical drops combined with narrow bridges over rivers, gravel and mud (and this is just TO the entrance), make trekking the only sure means of getting there. Once inside the Park, huge Alerce trees surround you with their presence, similar to California Redwoods (Sequoia). Temperate rainforest is another world. Like a freeze-frame epic fight between the plants for sun and root space, nothing moves. Every surface is sprouting something. In this silence, the sound of unseen wings bounce through the trees. There is a form of bamboo called colihue cana that makes dense jungle-like mats between you and the sound of the never-too-distant Rio Negro. You hear the river, and the cascadas but getting to, or even seeing them, is not easy. There is a smell of blossoms in the forest breaks, where you can see the surrounding peaks still holding small pockets of snow. The last snow fell on December 9, 2005, 11 days before the official beginning of summer. Evenings get cool quickly even after a hot day (temps in the high 70’s). If you are on a day trip, it is time to head back, when the afternoon breeze begins to cool things off. 

The Pumalin will never be the huge draw like the Grand Canyon or Yosemite, with their millions of visitors. It will always be personal, giving you the sense of being somewhere beyond photography or description. You will never see it all… but you may have all that you see… to yourself.

This is the place we were drawn to by the rumor that there was a Lodge at the “end of the world.” Stepping out of the car, and seeing the volcano looming over me, a forest-clad mountain just in back and then snow capped jagged mountains behind them and hearing the rushing waters of the Rio Negro, well, we decided to stay.

Something About…

Frequently the nuts and bolts of life in a foreign land come down to language. We were prepared (at least in our own minds) to live and prosper in Spanish. We had spoken Spanish in many places; Mexico, Honduras, even the USA and now, finally, the “blackbelt” form of Spanish spoken in Argentina known as “Castellano”. We had acquired a certain confidence even with (dreaded) phone calls from strangers. The locals speak a version of the tongue that defies comprehension outside of the very local area. Modismos (slang) are words and phrases like an “in joke” understood by everyone for so long; folks just think that is the way the language should be spoken. We had experienced the modismos that make up so much of the conversations here - how hard could the castellano of neighboring Chile be???

And so our story, begins.

There is a familiar pattern to all foreign travelers - group think, or rather, group listening will improve comprehension. “Another pair of ears” is always going to assist imprecise language skills. In the debriefing period afterward or in moments of time constraint - like ticket counters - everyone gives his impression of what was said. “He said go to Gate 11 and turn left”. “No he said if you have gotten to Gate 11, you have gone too far”. “No, He SAID there is no Gate 11, here, it’s in the other terminal”. And so it goes…

The worst moments of this pattern besieged us as soon as we entered Chile: we were back to telling people to speak slooowly. We noticed there is a pronounced rhythm to the language, almost like it was being sung with ebbs and flows of emphasis, peaks and valleys of mumbles and clarities. People’s mouths were definitely out-of-synch with what was being said to an almost “Kung-Fu” movie degree. We listened intently - took mental notes of words actually recognized - struggling to grasp the context of those words - and were often forced to make the person repeat everything from the beginning. Often the second version is more concise, phrased as you would speak to a child - a very slow child. Embarrassing as this process was, it often yielded nuggets of information totally missed in the previous presentation. With 3 pairs of ears (focused and cunning) we often found the correct directions; after which, we felt a great pride and self esteem, something not felt since the 3rd grade.

So, when my new neighbor came over to ‘Meet and Greet’, we paid special attention to every word. We had moved to an incredibly beautiful, but very rural - even remote - area outside of  town (Hornopiren) not even on most maps in the States, and unlike traveling where you make a lot of superficial ‘friendships’, we were going to know this guy for a long time if things worked out with the government, and the economy. 

His first words were not reassuring, he was telling us his name and we weren’t getting it, until the third try. I tried leaning toward him thinking I just wasn’t hearing him clearly. He began telling us about the former owner - who did something “Very Bad to a horse”, and it really scared the neighbors - or maybe he (the former owner) just didn’t like horses. We were comparing notes between us (trying not to break the flow of the narrative) and it was always slightly different versions colliding instead of merging. 

“Something about a horse who liked his flowers”…”No, he (the former guy) really didn’t like the horse - and there is something about a cow as well”…”What the heck is a balas? Or is it balsas”…“isn’t that a boat?”… “Wait a minute balas (thank God for Franklin translators) are bullets! I think he shot a horse - that stinks! … “And a cow too?... In little less than 10 minutes we had achieved communication, and all of us beamed proudly - even our new neighbor- who’s name we still hadn’t gotten. We had gained a ‘beach-head’ in Chilean Castellano.

In the ensuing days, we sat on our porch that faced the Andes and asked this kindly ‘thin as a rail’ caballero (gentle man, literally though ‘horseman’) about his family, and history in the area. He mentioned sons and grandsons but not his wife. I had gained a little more confidence, so I asked about the wife… 

I should back up to say, our neighbor was lending us his sheep to do some much needed grass mowing on the Lodge grounds. The sheep appeared every morning and he came every night to put the animals in a shed. We were told by our new friend, he had to put them up to protect them from “Pumas” (mountain lions). We were surprised to hear there was any sort of large carnivores in the area because there is very little wildlife in this pristine, very remote, mountainous area. Tiny deer called “Pudu” are supposed to be seen occasionally - but the reports sound almost mythical. There are No Bears, No (full-sized) deer, even the giant Hares we had spotted in other Patagonia locations were absent. So, “Pumas” was kind of a shock (“What next, Yetis?”).

Our neighbor, with a smile and a new very deliberate, vocal pacing, began the story of his coming to this area 5 years ago…the terrible road to our house was evidently a huge ‘upgrade’ over what they had in those days. The other neighbors, were either pioneers with several decades here, or the sons of the pioneers, and evidently a ‘cliquish’ lot, so he had spent a lot of time with his family…(He had lost his ‘thread’) “And your wife?” I said helpfully. “She was here” he replied, gaining speed as he told his story.”She was here…and you know the medical service in Hornopiren was (either very bad, just ‘witch Doctors’, or non-existent)…(now a torrent of words started)  and her hand was gone, (he gestured to show us on his own wrist where the loss had come to)…she was bleeding(got that)…Doctor said she should go somewhere else (probably Puerto Montt-the big city several hours of bad road and ferry away from Hornopiren). He was going to take her (he is really gaining speed as memory of the tragedy comes back to him)…but something about the weather and not having some means of transport (people here walk to where they have to go. We live 6 Km from Hornopiren and our neighbors routinely walk to town, sometimes everyday.) She couldn’t be expected to walk with her hand gone…SO…(he gestured widely with his hands)… We were in a state of shock.

She lost her hand? I asked. “Si” he replied. I turned to the ‘other pairs of ears’ and said “Huh?” “Something about an accident” the wife ventures. “The wife lost her hand”.

We had missed a lot in an important story about something… “Amigo what happened to your wife’s hand? Is she still here?” I made the immigrant’s worst mistake - I asked more than one question at a time. “She’s gone”, he said. “She lost her hand to here (Descriptive gesture)…and then we just lost the thread entirely. He spoke so fast and gestured as if there was an audience in the surrounding mountains, so sometimes I couldn’t see his face, and lost all visual cues, recapping the whole story of the amputation…the incident…(and perhaps a warning from previous conversations)…bleeding very bad…Doctors no help…

Too far to walk…Pumas…lost her hand…can’t expect her to stay here (after that). So she is not here (obviously).”She is gone then?” I ask, totally lost. “Si” he replies. “What did he say?” asks the wife. Something about his wife lost her hand and Pumas” I reply. “ Pumas got her hand?”… “Si-Pumas” he says with a smile.

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