| Although hesitant,
he relented, mumbling, "Diy ya-go du." ("It's good.")
"Great!
We leave in two days," I announced, drawing a finger twice across the
sky as I'd seen done in so many westerns. "Friday." That pleased
him even more. "Eight o'clock." I sketched an eight in the sand
and, pointing down the street, added, "Meet us at hotel." He seems
to understand, I thought. But for good measure, I asked one last time.
"Diy ya-go du-gay?" to which he responded with a languid nod, "Diy
ya-go du."
As our new
partner turned to leave, I remembered to ask his name. "Kyo-ray ming
ka-ray ray?"
"Patron."
"Patron,
ya go," I shouted after him, only hoping his name matched his character.
October
23
Well, no
Patron appeared on Friday. We finally found him nursing his swollen
foot in town, clearly unable or unwilling to join our journey. So while
Cheryl took advantage of the delay by restoring her health with the hotel's
specialty, yak filled momos in hot pepper sauce, I continued my quest for
the elusive horse.
It became strikingly
clear, Chuzal was the epitome of the "one horse town" - and they
weren't selling. Once I came very close. A sympathetic shopkeeper agreed
to sell her white pony and cart for 1200 RMBs. But as luck would have it,
I was 700 yuan short and she refused to take dollars or those worthless
FECs, neither of which she'd ever seen before.
So I sprinted
out to change money, but even that became a chore. There were no banks,
not one. Not even one of those pesky, "Psst. Psst. Hey Misstah. Change
money? Change money?" black market dealers.
By the time
I returned, our horse trader had already closed up shop and vanished. Discouraged
and cursing our fate, I returned to the hotel thinking maybe our wheeler
dealer manager could change dollars. She seemed savvy enough. Then I could
meet the merchant in the morning.
"Sure, how
much do you want to change?" the pompous queen of Chuzal Dzong clucked,
picking her yellowed front teeth with a pinky nail.
"We need
to buy a horse, so probably".
"Why you
not buy mine?" she seductively offered, turning and thrusting a chubby
digit towards a healthy dappled mare grazing behind the inn.
I was open
to that. Why, I was open to almost anything. "How much?"
That one
naive question was the starting gun for a haggle-athon that lasted nearly
an hour. Until finally, exhausted, we agreed on 1500 yuan. Sure, it
was more than the other lady wanted, but I was relieved and felt we got
a decent price on a good mare. Besides, I already sensed a horse would
mean the difference between success and failure of our mission.
Unfortunately,
any hope for celebration was immediately dashed. For as soon as we
entered the kitchen, inexplicably, it was no longer her mare. It was the
chef's! So frustrated negotiations began anew with a slight serious man
in between the cacophonous caterwauling of waiters, simmering soups and
frying noodles, until talks stalled at a figure 300 yuan higher than her
last offer. And surprisingly, he refused to budge.
So with great
reluctance everyone agreed to, "Sleep on it and talk tomorrow" -
Saturday.
October
24
During breakfast,
for some unknown reason, the capricious cook avoided us and any further
negotiations. We silently fumed and stewed in the dining room, wondering
how to resolve our problem.
Just then
a bus pulled up, spewing a whirlwind through the front door and tossing
a shroud of dust over the cadre of dogs asleep on the concrete porch. A
man wearing a leather flight jacket and woman in a well-tailored suit stepped
out, just in time for cameo appearances in our Chuzal drama.
The couple,
tour guides, spoke both Tibetan and English, so it was much easier for
them to shed light on our dining room dilemma. After briefly questioning
the chef, who'd joined them at a nearby table, the lady quickly became
just as dumbfounded. "The cook says it's bad luck to sell anything on
a Saturday."
"But we
agreed to talk about it today," I reminded. "Why, he even quoted
us a price. He can't back out now. We really need to leave for Gyantse
today." Already we'd lost too much time and energy shopping for a horse.
She sympathetically
shrugged, shaking her short-cropped mane, as though it was hard to
imagine anyone refusing to talk business, anytime. For at least thirty
minutes everyone coaxed and cajoled that reluctant chef, but nothing anyone
would say would convince him to reconsider.
Finally, in
disgust and disbelief, we symbolically moved our never-ending bowl of yak
momos to the other end of the dining room, while the stunned tour guides
disappeared down the road.
Just as we
prepared to face another day in futile search, the bus returned, belching
to a stop. Breathless, the female guide ran in, crying, "We found a
horse! You come quick."
This is too
good to be true, we thought, climbing aboard the sleek bus, and we refused
to believe until we saw it. As the coach rumbled east down that poor excuse
for a highway, our guide boasted, "He very strong. Not far. And at very
good price. We tell them we buy for us."
It was hard
to believe, for an instant, anyone would be convinced those two were shopping
for a horse for themselves. Still, as "deliberate" travelers, we
were faced with a more immediate problem: an ever-limited budget. If only
her "very good" price is the same as ours, I mused. "How much?"
"Only 1600
yuan." Why, that seemed in line with what we were quoted around town,
but we faced the same obstacle as before.
"Great,
but there's one small problem," we explained. "We don't have enough
yuan. Only dollars."
Hearing that,
her eyes lit up. Without missing a beat, she assured us, "Oh, we can
help with that too," as she deftly drew her purse from behind the plastic
seat. Within minutes, we veered down a nearly invisible dirt road and stopped
beside a modest adobe farmhouse where a shaggy chestnut horse was tied,
grazing in the yard.
"See. Very
strong. Yes?", she announced, seeking instant approval.
Climbing down,
I gave the gelding a cursory check, not wanting to appear too interested,
since it was supposedly theirs. "Looks good," I whispered, adding,
"Any chance they'll throw in the bridle, stirrups and saddle in the
deal?"
With that,
our appointed negotiator argued in odd verbal bursts with the wiry farmer
for a second, who adamantly announced, "100 yuan."
Instantly I
countered, "70!" At which point, they debated several tense minutes
until our shrewd guide cried,
"Too much
talk, talk!" and began to walk away.
Sensing the
game was up, the farmer relented sighing, "Diy ya-go du." As he
bent over the short stocky horse he called "Sadhu," he draped the
gelding with a tattered plaid blanket, a rickety wooden saddle and stout
canvas bridle for the last time. Then, surrounded by wife and children
in a poignant private ceremony, they solemnly tied a white gauze khata
cloth around Sadhu's neck.
"What's
that for?" Cheryl whispered to the guide.
"He says
the horse is part of his family. That cloth will bless him until he reaches
his new home."
Then the farmer
uttered something directly to Cheryl and I, proving he never for an instant
believed those guides were buying Sadhu for themselves. Turning to us,
our horse trader translated. "He asks if you will take good care of
him?"
"Like our
brother," we vowed.
As reluctant
as our new horse, or da, was to leave his country home, it soon became
equally clear how hesitant he was to exchange his hefty horse cart for
our backpacks.
Back at the
hotel, while Cheryl held Sadhu, the cook and I gingerly eased seventy pounds
of attached packs over his head and onto his wobbly saddle - a big mistake.
As soon as he saw that load, Sadhu reared up, snorting with a maniacal
glare. Snapping the worn leather lead tying him to the post, he deftly
shook Cheryl loose and stormed toward the courtyard gate!
"Damnnnn!
Stop him!" I screamed, lunging for his saddle which easily wrenched
off in my hand as I went sprawling in the dirt. Jumping up, I joined Cheryl,
the chef and his four assistants in a galloping chase down the street with
everyone frantically screaming, "Daaa!! Daaa!! Daaa!!" to villagers
gossiping at a nearby chang or barley beer booth.
Hearing
us, one grizzled man calmly set down his grog and stepped forward, as inexplicably,
that wild gelding stopped dead in his tracks. Gently, the bystander
reached up, grabbing Sadhu's bridle and casually handed him to me, as if
that sort of thing happens all the time in a one-da-town.
And, after
another more cautious loading, this time from his rear, we finally set
off for Shigatse.
Sadhu's outburst
aside, I was proud our expedition had increased to a threesome and fully
convinced, with nearly a thousand kilometers (621 miles) and several 5,000-meter
(17,000-foot) passes ahead, Sadhu'd soon become our most valued friend.
Sadhu?
Wait! The great cosmic pun suddenly hit. In Tibetan his name meant "chestnut,"
the color of his hair.
But in Nepal,
where we were headed, a sadhu's a wandering holy man. Call it coincidence,
but I like to believe he was meant to join us.
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