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Biking In Brazil
Up Into The Mountains
by Shane Jackson
November, 2004

Here in Another Hemisphere - Aqui em Outro Hemisfério.

“Why did you make me take those power plants so many times?” I asked. He laughed and mumbled very softly. “’Cause you’re dumb.”

Carlos Castaneda questioning don Juan, Tales of Power, 1971, Mexico.

I had to laugh; it had been more than 20 years since I read this book.

Never knew I would I’d spend years bringing power plants to life, particularly in Mexico. Yet I had, in proximity of settings for Tales of Power and others by Castaneda.

I had my own superstitions about power plants, and over the years had come to sense that you already have seen your life in its entirety, precognition.  Only your physical senses were blind to where you were going, some place you’d already been.

I didn’t make it far into the story before falling asleep and having more dreams. Dreams due to sleeping in a small bed with my new wife or perhaps the location. Supposedly some locations were more conducive to dreaming than others. Certainly here seemed such a place.

Morning rolled around and soon my brother-in-law showed up for our Saturday ride. Anderson, having no fat, weighing 18 lbs less and being 16 years younger meant I had a good guide and trainer for the days ride.  I knew roughly how to make it back to the peak seen from our veranda. He could ask questions if need be.  I carried only a cell phone and a leatherman.  He carried a small day pack with tools, water, and my digital camera.

Our goal was around 15 miles away and at least 2000’ higher.  It was a hot, dry dusty day.  I rode facing traffic on a small dirt trail that followed the main highway.  My first ride on the highway to Ibirité made it pretty clear one would not live long on the asphalt without a motor.

Stopped at a couple horticultural shops on the outskirts of Ibirité to marvel at the variety of plants offered and to plan the landscape project for our place in the bairro.  Here we were given water with ice cubes and smiles.  I managed to get a few questions across but Anderson did most of the talking since he can actually speak the language.

Departing the plant stores, we began the three and a half hour climb up the mountain, only to run into a couple young men on bicycles that Anderson knew.

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One was the brother of someone I knew, strange to meet someone who knew someone you knew here.  Brutally handsome, dark, lithe, relaxed, friendly, genuine, Antonio would probably have been arrogant and pretentious had he been from my country, taken with his movie star features.  Refreshing to be around real people.

As the three Brasileiro’s talked, oblivious to the heavy traffic, Antonio pulled out his smokes.  I asked for one and he tried to give me a handful. “Só um” I say, “only one.”  Funny how the most generous people I meet also tend to be some of the poorest.

Soon on our way with granny gears engaged we pumped up and up and up through Ibirité.  Around here you need strong legs and good brakes, nothing is flat and the roads of this mountain side town are often precariously steep.  I was sorta lost but knew we were headed in the right direction.  It was fun and everywhere was lively.  Stopped on top of a foothill for a couple of cool drinks, Anderson had orange fanta, I had beer.  We got directions and continued rolling on, finally on the far side of Ibirité.  I was taken with the charm of the red block homes and views of the rising ridge, at this point we were on red dirt roads without much traffic or too much trash.

We didn’t have to give up any ground to gain the road up the mountain.  Choking on the fine dust kicked up by numerous dump trucks going to and fro to the mines and the landfill, I pulled out my bandanna and tied it around my neck and pulled it up over my mouth and nose.  I’m sure I looked funny with a camo cap, dark shades and a bandit like bandanna, but it did a good job filtering the dust and diesel soot.

Gained the gap and got off the main drag, soon pushing rather than pedaling our bikes.  The slope below was being burned off and the smoke had a spice like smell, maybe it was eucalyptus burning?  I was very dehydrated and knew I’d had a beer on the wrong leg of the ride but such is living for the moment here in Brasil. A gulp of warm water from Anderson’s water bottle hit the spot.  The sun was intense, it was trying to burn my already tanned skin, and meanwhile Anderson shed his bright orange shirt, having no fear of sunburn.

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Toward the top the fire resistant forest of miniature yucca gradually appeared.  And the swifts, sparse though exotic flowers, and cactus. A good view but I look forward to the day when I get to see it when all the smoke has been scrubbed from the air.

We ditched the bikes and scrambled the last few hundred meters up, Anderson beating me by just a few steeps, his tan leather loafers amusing me. I was about ready to drop. We looked at yucca seed pods, hoping to collect a few seeds for the landscaping project.

I knew Anderson to be a religious man and felt compelled to say “aqui casa de Deus.”  He agreed firmly with a smile and wandered off to explore more of the open summit.  Soon I could hear him singing prayer calmly as I sat facing away from the light, trying to count the numerous ridges and enjoying a smoke.

“Shane,” he called…not used to hearing my name on mountain tops, but then not used to having a brother-in-law either.  Never had a brother before, but then, neither has he.  Anderson had discovered some small cacti with long spines.  He suggested we dig some up for the return.  I questioned the sanctity of this but then decided that this probably had been rain forest at one point and only the repeated burn-offs had made it habitable for yucca and cactus.  Not having enough words to construct an argument against it and wanting to plant a few back in Montreal we tried to dig with rocks and dead yucca trunks but to no avail.  I pulled out my leatherman and soon we had his day pack stuffed with cactus, clumps of dried grass, yucca seed pods and various other dried pods.

Having been squat and digging in the rare air, I stood up too fast and soon found myself in that pleasant but intimidating place between consciousness and loss of senses.  That brief dream time when past goes away and other than focus on motor control to remain standing, no real thought.  Momentarily detached in a beautiful place, what could be better?  Being that way all the time perhaps?

We headed back down the big hill, Anderson rolling like a bat out of hell, no front brake.  I was sure he would bust his ass sooner or later but he never did.  I had to be back in Montreal in time for something to do with preparation for a baptism the next day.  Back in Ibirité on the main highway Anderson flagged down a man driving a VW microbus and for a small fee he hauled us and the bikes out the base of the ridge of Montreal.  One thing about living on a ridge, you always have one last uphill hump before you get home.

Back in the bairro, Anderson and I planted the cactus, grass and seeds on the north side of the house where it would get the most sun.  Here in this hemisphere the north side is the hot side as the sun rides the northern sky. Anderson quickly left and I watered the cactus wondering what karma we had brought with us from the mountain top knowing the cactus would probably die.  What would don Juan say?

I gave the rest of the plants in the yard water as well. The avocado reminded me of being a boy and growing one from a seed.  I really liked that little tree but not sure why. Maybe I knew I would be here one day?

I needed water and lots of it, stomach and quadriceps almost cramping from the long, hard ride to the Serra do Rola Moça. I guzzled warm, filtered water while my wife whipped up some fresh pineapple juice. I soaked up at least half a gallon and took a shower. I could smell fresh herbs as she made spaghetti. What a great way to end a ride!

I checked the internet for weather and found that the 70% chance of rain tomorrow had been pulled up to tonight; maybe those cacti needed more water?

Enjoyed a great supper and then dressed in shined black boots, new blue jeans and a black tee shirt, she dressed mostly in white. Off to the local Catholic church we went for what I thought was going to be a dry run on the baptism ceremony. Unfortunately, it was a long monologue on what I think it meant to be a god parent.  Two hours into the deal I remembered why I didn’t go to church, “My godly,” I finally whispered into my wife’s ear. It was hot in there too but this was good for my aching muscles.  However, sitting on a hard pew for two hours was not the best way to end a day of hammer bikin’.  My butt hurt from all those bumps!

We cancelled our plans to go out and meet with her sister and returned to our casa for a glass of merlot as sanctioned by her gynecologist.  We heard a few drops of rains but they did not last long.  She went off to bed and I decided to go have a cornhusker in the dog house.  I waited for the rain which finally came in the form of cloud bursts.  The lightening and thunder in time with my thinking, very dramatic and exhilarating to see a new season coming to this new land.  If nothing, life here in Montreal was real, very real.  Living in the mountains after all these years.

Returning to the veranda and donning a warm cotton shirt I continued to marvel at the storm.  The amount of energy released by a single strike was impressive and the rumble that followed lasted a long, long time.  Man has conquered nature, what arrogance I think, not sure that view is held around here, in fact, I rather doubt it.

The moon struggled to emerge from the clouds, even as the lightening played.  It appeared to be in motion but I decided I was seeing the edge of a thermal rising toward it.  My brain began to impose shapes on the complex interaction of moonlight and moving clouds.  I saw conception, gestation, and then birth.  A baby with a umbilical cord floating in space…I followed the cord back, a Lucifer like profile appeared to be consuming it…the devil is eating my child…

There was an intense flash from toward the mountains lighting up half the sky.  As it faded it appeared to be copper flame green and radiating from below.  What was that?  Lightening?  A damn bright spot light?  An exploded transformer?  What?  Hair standing on end, I decided it was time to get inside the house, the porch sittin’ was gettin’ way out of hand.  Tempestade esquisita, lugar estranho.

Up early for the baptism, couple cups of locally grown coffee while bird watching.  My friend the black and white eagle (or perhaps it is a hawk?) showed up.  Various roosters and dogs the primary source of sound at this time of day.

Dressed in dingo boots, blue jeans and white long sleeve button down I head off to church with my wife who is clad in a jaguar print top, black tights and high heel sandals.  She got the jaguar print garment when she came to see me in Mexico; it features a midsection that can be adjusted to accommodate a pregnancy.

Mass went fairly quickly and painlessly, lightened considerably by the old man with the acoustic guitar…it had a decal of an alien’s face, one of the “grays” on it.  Only in Brasil, I think.  And here I was thinking this place may be haunted when in fact it’s simply aliens!  But wait, I’m the alien, right?  And what about that green light last night?

My wife asked me if I wanted communion.  I told her it had been way, way too many years since my last confession.

Several kids got baptized after mass, went smoothly.  I felt something, not sure what, a radiance that shines through space-time perhaps?  A spiritual awakening or more like a spiritual assault?  A long lost sense of community?

Given that this was a Catholic occasion, we were obliged to attend the post ceremony drinking and eating festa.  Here the Blood of Christ was augmented with good beer and food.  Even though there are countless churches here in Montreal, only one is Catholic and this is only remarkable given that Brasil is the largest Catholic country in the world.  Montreal’s got it all except mosques and synagogues.  The various Protestant missions appear to be doing well here but they seem to frown on alcohol so my money is on the Catholics, they’ve been around longer and drinking is “não problema.”

Walking back to our casa I noticed the crazy woman was sitting on her usual perch, the stones atop the pile of dirt by the dirt lane in front of our house.  She is very pretty and has features that at once resemble asian and african.  Today she was frequently covering her eyes with her hand as if to block out the view of the world.  Being that I am a strange attractor I was pretty sure she liked me.  I seem to be a big hit with the children of the neighborhood, even infants can tell that I am “from outta town.”

I asked my wife what the young woman’s name was but she did not know and asked asked if I wanted to know.  “Sim,” I said.  So we approached her and my wife asked her name.  She covered and uncovered her eyes and then said “Elaina”.

“Do you like looking at the mountains?” I asked Elaina, my wife acting as intrepreter.

Elaina nodded “yes” as she covered her eyes and looked away toward the mountains.

The following are Shane's previous articles for the magazine:

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