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I elected to remain outside for a while, alone with my thoughts. A couple of dolphins swam alongside us for a short while, darting back and forth amid the boat’s wake and providing some welcome color and distraction. Time passes quickly in such moments, and the efficient crew got us on time to Tierra del Fuego, where Ben and I disembarked on the northern part, which belongs to Chile. In short order we found ourselves at the Argentinean border, where for the second time on the trip I was extended the courtesy of giving a ride to an armed border patrolman who wanted a ride back to Ushuaia (refusing would have been rather unwise). The patrolman though, was professional and even jovial, in stark contrast to my experience with police in Central America, who, as often as not, appeared to be little more than bandits with badges. Despite the
advancing hour (it was about 6:30 pm), the sun still shone brightly due
to the extreme southern latitude. As we set off south on the continuation
of Argentina’s National Route Three, which now was nothing more than a
poorly graded gravel road, I caught my first glimpse of snow-covered mountains
in the distance. I shivered and was suddenly struck by the enormous distance
that now lay between me and the sweltering jungles of Brazil and Central
America, where not all that long ago I had been baking in 100 degree plus
temperatures.
With less than
50 miles to go, as I was ascending a hill I caught sight of a perfect azure
blue lake to my right, ringed by mountains and seeming to beckon me to
stop and stay a while. As though hypnotized I stared at it for what could
only have been a couple of seconds, though it seemed much longer. My brief
reverie was broken by the glare of an oncoming car flashing its brights
and the sharp words of the Argentinean Patrolman and Ben, who had both
noticed that I was a couple of feet closer to the edge of the road than
was prudent.
The next couple of days were spent taking in the tourist attractions and making plans for the trip back to the U.S., before which all I had to do was sell my car and buy a plane ticket. This however, did not prove to be easy, and set the stage for one final, crazy bout of endurance driving that was to push both Ben and I to our limits. The problem
was as follows – there are not only special importation and tariff laws
for Tierra del Fuego on the books, they are actually enforced. After talking
to several locals and car dealers, I had heard the same story repeatedly
– that no one would buy the car from me there because they would not be
able to legalize it. My list of options was growing short, and I was briefly
entertaining the thought of taking the plates off of my car and dumping
it in a ditch when one morning a helpful official at the port of Ushuaia
advised me to travel north to Paraguay, notorious for its shadow economy,
where in his words “I could buy or sell anything at all that I wanted.”
“It’s hour 16 of the road journey, it’s 3:25 in the morning. We’ve done 838.9 miles. We just gassed up and now Ben’s behind the wheel. I’m pretty tired and am going to get some sleep now. Good luck Ben driving. Please don’t kill us.” “Well, it’s Nov. 23rd. We are just hitting the 20th hour of the road trip to Paraguay. We’ve done 1086.5 miles; Ben’s been driving for a while. We just hit a bird and I woke up about half an hour ago after a couple hours of sleep. Nice and sunny out. We’re closing in on Puerto Madrin. Paraguay awaits, and we’ve made a good bit of progress. It’s 7:01 am.” “We’ve been
driving for more than 26.5 hours…we’ve gone 1,459 miles so far. We just
stopped to eat at some little place in the middle of nowhere at the junction
of 251 and 22. It was only 4 bucks for the two of us. Now we’re on the
road to Bahia Blanca, it’s about 60 miles away. From there we have to take
a left hand turn go up north on….route 31 is it? Or 33, then 11. So far,
so good, we’ll see if we can make it to Paraguay.”
“Well, we made it to Paraguay, and are now screwed. It’s been 50 hours since we left Ushuaia, and we covered 2,705 miles. We have no cash because the Paraguayan border guards extorted it all from us. Not surprisingly we cannot find a working ATM that will accept either of our cards. I am feeling giddy and think it’s been way too long since I slept…what do we have to eat? Oh great, f---ing Kit Kat Bars, peanut butter, and some water. Where the hell are we going to park anyway?” The recording ends there, but the story has a happy ending. Just when all seemed lost, inspiration struck me – what sort of hotel would let someone sign in without paying? A luxury hotel I reasoned! Ben was skeptical of my plan, but we quickly located one of Paraguay’s finest hotels, right in the center of Asuncion, and boldly drove my filthy, US licensed car right up to the front entrance, parking it for all to see. As I swaggered toward the front desk I noticed that in addition to the mass of bugs and mud plastered over my truck, there was a good sized bird sticking out of the radiator. Fortunately my bluff worked, and the hotel manager, convinced that we were some odd breed of deranged and wealthy foreign adventurers rather than a couple of nuts on the verge of collapse, without further questioning showed us to a luxury suite that was one of the nicest hotel rooms I have ever stayed in. Our initial efforts to fall asleep failed, as we were too tired, too on edge. A call to room service, a steak meal and a bottle of wine each, and we both passed out into a deep sleep and didn’t awake until the following day. The Argentinean customs official had been right. On my first day of looking in Asuncion I found a chop shop willing to pay me $800 in cash for my car and all its parts. I told them I’d come back later - I thought their offer was low, and I couldn’t bear the idea of my beloved 4Runner being torn apart. Fortunately there was a home for my car. On the second day of my search, while walking around a Japanese used car store, I ran into a middle aged Paraguayan man who by chance was also a Toyota fanatic. Once I learned that he owned a ranch outside of Asuncion on which he had built a 6-mile off road course, I knew I was in luck. Less than an hour later we had finished negotiating, and that same evening he handed me an envelope of cash, and then in what was a climatic moment, I handed him my keys, marking the true end of my adventure, and the last time I ever saw the 1988 Toyota 4Runner. The next day I flew back to the United States, covering in less than a day a distance that had taken me so many months and miles to do by land. I followed the plane’s progress on the monitor in front of my seat, astonished at how quickly each country went by. As the faces and places passed without feeling or context from my metal skinned perch 35,000 feet in the sky I was reminded of why I had thought up such a trip in the first place, of why I had wanted to see the land and everything in between rather than being whisked from one world to another. Sighing, I gripped a shell I had found on a beach in Costa Rica as the stewardess announced our descent into JFK airport in New York.
The articles below are Part I, Part II, Part III and Part IV of To The End Of The World by Charles Ragsdale:
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