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Los Santos
The Heart Of Panamanian Carnival
By Escapeartist Staff
Los Santos Province is the center of Carnival in Panama. For most of the year the Province is quiet and uneventful, but as Carnival time gets closer the people and the atmosphere of Los Santos begin to slowly heat up, and this was why I wanted to visit Los Santos right before Carnival. The capital of Los Santos is the small town of Las Tablas, a very traditional Spanish town with a central plaza that is surrounded by a church and government buildings; in the small plaza people talk as hot breezes from the nearby countryside blow through large shade trees.

It was on this central plaza that we found the Hotel Zafiro. The hotel is usually empty, but for Carnival it will be packed.

The hotel is on the second floor of an old building; the hallways are wide and at the end of the main hallway there is a small Spanish-style balcony where you can sit and watch the action down on the square. The rooms of the hotel are large and have old wooden windows that open up and let the air in. All rooms come with air conditioning. The price of our room was $11.40 and after checking into the hotel at 11:00pm we sat out on the balcony of the hotel and took in the atmosphere with some tequila. And the atmosphere felt tense: Carnival was two weeks away and people were getting ready.

Cars raced around the square and people yelled out of car windows at one another; other people walked silently, but very quickly, and as they walked they flashed looks over their shoulders at other people who were relaxing on park benches and talking to each other about nothing. On the far end of the plaza, where you enter and on your left and on the second floor of the building on the corner, there was a lively bar. We didn’t go. The bar was the only sign of life, other than us on the hotel balcony, in any of the buildings on the plaza. It was hard for me to look down at the plaza and not think about Carnival. The plaza in Las Tablas is the nerve center of Carnival in Panama.

As Carnival picks up and you start to feel its momentum, you will always think to yourself, and occasionally mention to friends, "I wonder what things are like in Las Tablas", though if you have lived in Panama all your life you won’t say that as you know what a hell or heaven it can be. Some people fall in love, others are ripped off, others break bones - in other words anything good or bad can happen to you in Las Tablas during Carnival. Sometimes the outcome from Carnival is more ridiculous, like the time when I stayed in Las Tablas until the last minute of Carnival.

After walking into the small church in the picture above, I went to look for the friend I had started Carnival with five days before. He was sitting on the front porch of a small farmhouse on the outskirts of town  - there he sat, surrounded by firecracker smoke and ducks, cows and chickens and as I approached I could see he was reading a book.

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He pointed at the book and then raised his right hand in affirmation. The book was Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: A Practical Guide for Improving Communication and Getting What You Want in Your Relationships; he hadn't"scored" during Carnival and was wondering why: the book pointed the way. He recited the book to me and I gave him a cigarette and then left. I have always liked the countryside that surrounds Las Tablas; you can see it clearly from the plaza if you are on the second floor balcony of any of the buildings that surround the plaza. Golden and dry with rolling hills and lone shade trees on a faraway horizon. The first time I visited the countryside in Los Santos I went to visit an American friend who was working in the countryside east and south of Las Tablas. We had been celebrating Carnival for two days, we were a little tired and we ended up out at his house in the country.

There was large mango tree in front of his house that shaded the house and front yard. The local people were very friendly and we ate wonderfully and felt better. When night came, we fell asleep on the floor of the house and I remembering waking up early in the morning and seeing a man with a stick, obviously not from Panama, poking my friend who was asleep on the porch in front of the house.

Next to this man was a Panamanian; there may have been a car parked under the mango tree.

The friend that was being poked was from Kentucky. He had lived in Malawi and knew his way around the world, though he was traveled he liked his roots and his home.  My friend from Kentucky initially tried to ignore the poking though he, and I realized this at the time, was looking through one of his eyes. 

When the poking did not end he snapped and asked why was he being poked. But then he realized the man poking him was blind. This blind man, who told us he had gone blind working on computers years ago in the U.S. and who was obviously American, told us he had been living in Los Santos for the last seven years; he lived down the road in a small town and he really wanted to get out of Dodge as soon as he could.

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He had enough of Los Santos and wanted to head back to the States. I saw him later that day at a small carnival get-together in the town down the road.

Ron was with us for this trip to Los Santos. We were happy to have company and after the first night in Las Tablas we headed out to the beach at Playa Venado. It is about 55 to 60kms from Las Tablas. The day was dry and hot and the road to Pedasi, though rough from construction in the beginning, was smooth and straight. We saw an outdoor appliance store in the middle of a golden color pasture near a small house. The road led through a countryside that had been baked hard by the sun and with few trees. People were walking along the road and working. I liked watching how they worked: it was different from the areas of Panama I knew best. Los Santos is probably the most Spanish of Panamanian provinces; the indigenous population though still clearly visible in the faces of people, died out earlier here than in other parts of Panama. Most of the indigenous people in Panama were very early on forced from the good land in the lowlands, and pushed up into the distant mountains, where the soil was not good for sugarcane.

And because Los Santos is more or less flat, though there are some mountains, there are few indigenous people. And because of this people in Los Santos were more individualistic, they were more self-sufficient, they had the Iberian sense of extreme individualism that bordered on anarchism. They did not like the idea of working with other people in groups, especially in agriculture. This was different from other provinces in Panama where people, especially in indigenous communities, liked to work together to achieve goals that would empower the community, or so they said.

In indigenous communities like these, people were ostracized for individualism. But the community work never led to anything, except finding out that someone you knew well might steal from the community given the opportunity. Blood feuds raged away in such small communities: people - often brothers and sisters - wouldn't talk to each other for years, if ever. It was only when a stranger arrived, like me for example, that the blood feud would be temporaily suppressed. And if you took the feuding parties out of their immediate environments, they would become the best of friends until they arrived back to their familiar surroundings. I liked Los Santos for its individualism and industriousness, but environmentally it had too many cattle for such small amounts of pastureland, though the meat served with breakfast is excellent.

We passed through Pedasi. There are two nice small pensions in Pedasi. One of them is named Residencia Moscoso; the other didn’t have a sign, but looked beautiful. There is a French restaurant in town that is sometimes open. The town streets were being redone.

The road to the town was new and the road to the beach was smooth. The current president of Panama is from Pedasi and the town looks great. It was another 30kms to Playa Venado. I didn’t know what to expect; I had never been to this part of Los Santos before. Before we arrived to Playa Venado we went through a countryside that seemed unique to me: the ocean was visible in the far distance over some hills, and before the ocean there were flat marshy lands, like what you normally see just before a river reaches the ocean, but on the other side of the road away from the ocean, the scenery was soft with gentle sensuous hills, like in southern England, before Brighton, but golden, not green. The hills curved and bent so that they appeared feminine, with curves and hips and breasts and torsos. And the dryness of the air mixed with the contour of the landscape only made sex seem thirstier and nearer. Well, when we arrived at Playa Venado, there were only a few people, surfers mostly. The sun was furious. People stayed in the shade, out of the sun. I went in the water briefly. The beach here is very popular with surfers: the waves can be huge, though on this day they were normal to small. But the floor of the ocean was perfectly clean: there were no shells or sharp objects, just clear water and sunshine. The beach is large and is shaped like a half-moon, into a cove. I was the only one to go into the water. The others waited under the small bar that was set far back from the ocean. There were four or five small and very rough cabañas located to left of the bar as you exited the water and walked up the beach to the bar. The cabañas could be rented out for a few dollars a day. There was a small resort up the road, but we did not visit the resort.

The bar was relaxed, people were laying down reading books, other people were taking siestas, and still other people pulled up in their 4X4s, got out, sat down, and fell asleep. No one talked with anyone else and there was more or less complete silence. The heat could almost be heard outside the bar’s roof. Insects made sounds in the golden grass and old, junked cars, were bleached of their color. People walked slowly in the heat to get drinking water or wash off under the water spigots.

I wanted to stay longer, but we left sooner than I would have liked. We headed backwards and passed through some of the countryside we had seen on our way to the beach. Ron wanted to see a small town we had passed on the way; it was called Los Asientos (the seats).

We all liked the name and privately thought about how the town had been given its name. It was a classic small Panamanian town, set back from the road in Los Santos. It could not have been more perfect. Wonderful houses and a church, small roads that curved down hillsides and flowers and blooming bushes and small ranch houses with hammocks and Spanish tiles. Of course there was the ubiquitous worn out basketball court in front of the church that know one used or even remembered using. We left Los Asientos after a brief visit and headed back to Panama City: a 10 hour drive that took us through the towns of Tonosi, Macaracas and then ended up in the Sirigua Desert at sundown. 

Carnival

Carnival is celebrated in many different ways in Panama. Some people hate Carnival because they never have a good time. Others celebrated Carnival while they were too young and went nuts. Being young and nuts they broke their legs or dislocated their knees or crashed their cars: they are humble about Carnival and stay at home and do nothing during the celebrations. Other people with more money, always leave Panama during Carnival and go to the Dominican Republic or Puerto Rico. And still other people, who grew up with Carnival, celebrate quietly and enjoy themselves in the deep interior, far from the main celebrations. Others never miss Carnival and always go crazy. The more experienced come out and celebrate Carnival just at the point where everyone is about to fall over from fatigue.

This year Carnival is going to be great, though I plan to do nothing. I visited Los Santos before Carnival  because I knew I wouldn’t go during the celebrations.

Quotes

What can I say to you bonita
What magic words will capture you
Like a soft evasive mist, you are bonita
You will fly away when love is new
what do you ask of me bonita
what part do you want me to play
- Antonio Carlos Jobim

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