Thanksgiving In Switzerland: Turkey Day ~ by Bonnie Burns
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Thanksgiving In Switzerland 
 Turkey Day ~ by Bonnie Burns
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When you move to a new country, you get a whole new set of holidays and traditions. In Zurich, Switzerland, they celebrate Fastnacht, Sechselauten, and Knabenschiessen, but they do not celebrate Thanksgiving. Cooking the traditional meal in America may be overwhelming, but at least you can find the ingredients. 

For Thanksgiving in Switzerland, I wanted turkey, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, cranberry sauce, the works. After I invited some of my new Swiss friends and a couple American expats to the feast, I began the preparations. I had never seen a frozen turkey at the grocery store, so I went down to the corner butcher to place an order. 

“Should the turkey come from the USA?” the butcher asked in halting English. 

“A Swiss turkey will be just fine,” I replied. 

“I am so very sorry, but we do not have turkeys in Switzerland,” he said. “Will a French turkey do?” 

A country without turkeys was a clue that finding what I needed to prepare this meal would be more difficult than I had imagined. With a week to go before the big day, I placed an emergency call to my Aunt Joann, who mailed a turkey bag from Texas via overnight express. I managed to find marshmallows by driving to Germany and in Bern, I found the sweet potatoes. A friend coming from London volunteered to bring the Jell-O. Luckily, I had brought back a can of cranberry sauce in my suitcase the last time I was in America. This would be an international meal in all respects. 

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Some things I could not find like crème of mushroom soup and toasted onion rings. Giving up the green bean casserole was not a big sacrifice.

After the ingredients were collected, the remaining issue was who would make the gravy. I have gotten by all the Thanksgivings in my life because someone else made the gravy. Yet, none of the people coming knew how. My Swiss friends had never even heard of gravy. This meal would be new to them. It was up to me. 

The night before Thanksgiving, I began to worry about the turkey. With the language barrier, had the butcher really understood? The next morning, I was there when the shop opened. Yes! The turkey had made it over the border. When the butcher hauled it out from the back room, I was shocked to see blood around its neck. When I ordered a fresh turkey, I had not expected to see evidence of the deed. 

Then at the cash register, I got another shock. The twenty-two pounder weighed in at over $5 a pound - $120. There is no such thing as a free turkey with minimum purchase around here.
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To cart the turkey home, my expat friend Margaret brought a dolly and the butcher provided a cardboard box but no lid. The dolly wheels clacked conspicuously on the cobblestones as we rolled the turkey to my place. People stopped what they were doing to stare at the headless, monster-sized bird reclining in the open cardboard box. With his wings flopped out, it looked as if he was holding on to the sides of the box. We wheeled the turkey into my apartment building, pressed the elevator button, and prayed none of the neighbors would step out and start screaming. 

The French turkey had not come equipped with a pop out “I’m done” indicator, nor was he pumped full of fluids to self baste. Instead of short fat legs, he came with legs that were a foot long and quite sturdy. Margaret’s internal examination brought another surprise. No giblets. 

“They aren’t here,’’ she said. 

“Oh, they’re in there somewhere,’’ I said. “Stick your arm in further and if not, try the other end.” 

No good. The giblets had been left back in France. 

Last hurdle, and it was major. Would the gigantic turkey fit in my oven? It is not much larger than an American microwave. As much as I did not like the idea, if the door would not shut, someone was going to have to saw off the turkey’s legs. After we stuffed the turkey and wrestled it into the turkey bag, it was a tight fit, but the oven door closed. 

Guests arrived. I took their coats, handed them a glass of wine, and put them to work in the kitchen. When the turkey was finished roasting, all the guests crowded around for a peek. Some had never seen a turkey outside the zoo, much less in someone’s oven. 

At the table, we toasted in the languages represented: “Bon Appetit” from the Canadians, “En Guete” from the Swiss, and “Dig-In” from the Americans.

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The Swiss know a thing or two about delicate sauces. It was not possible to mistake my thick, lumpy gravy for a fine French sauce. When I ladled some on my mashed potatoes, the guests exchanged quizzical looks, and then a couple people dabbed a little on the far outside rim of their plates. The candied sweet potatoes were another matter. Everyone took second helpings. 

Franzeska asked, “What is this white stuff on top? 

The Continentals all paused with their forks mid-air to hear the answer. Some had never heard of marshmallow. Across the table, Denise was discreetly poking her quivering Jell-O. I whispered that it was gelatin and the objects suspended like fossils frozen in a glacier were sections of mandarin oranges. 

Even through my Swiss friends did not know all the Thanksgiving traditions, everyone managed to eat too much! Just like home.

So that was my first Swiss Thanksgiving. When the holiday rolled around the following year, we gathered again. As we settled down at the table laden with steaming food, glasses poised for the toast, Stephan said, 

“Hold it - where is the gravy? We had gravy last year.” 

I laughed, “Yes we did, but you didn’t like the gravy we had last year.” 

They all replied, “But it is tradition.”

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