| What Doesn't
Kill You... |
| Noel Kempff
National Park, Bolivia |
| By Mark McMahon |
| "The most
isolated, pristine and spectacular National Park in the country and one
the most remote wilderness regions in all of South America."
The Huanchaca
Plateau, rising 500 meters from the floor of the surrounding rainforest
was the inspiration for Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's novel The Lost World.
Those were
my inspirations for wanting to visit Noel
Kempff National Park. "Rustic accommodations and basic meals." That's
what the park brochure promised.
The perfect little eco-lodge from which to emerge each day to snap a few
award-winning wildlife photos... so I thought. |
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| The reality
was not so kind. "The majority of visitors to the park arrive by chartered
airplane" should have been a big clue.
But no, we decided driving there would be an adventure. It was beyond adventure,
bordering on nightmare. Nitsche said, "What doesn't kill you makes you
stronger." I don't think he mentions that it may also make you really,
really irritated.
The expedition
party (although 'party' is certainly a misnomer) consisted of me, my sister
Patty and Pancho, my Bolivian pal. Once inside the park, we were joined
by our mandatory park guide, Juan. He was a friendly fellow and an
excellent guide but he did not have the latest data on situations in the
park. He was not really to blame for the fact that the compound for
lodging visitors was locked up and deserted.
This meant
that we would have to survive on a bag of rice, some beef jerky and a hunk
of salty cheese that smelled like a dirty sock.
It was indeed
a disheartening realization after all we had gone through to get there. |
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| Fifteen
hours on a deteriorated dirt road, partially overtaken by jungle.
The jungle
has an amazing life force. In a matter of months it can practically
reclaim a road. The space gets strangled from all directions.
There were
sprouts coming up from the ground, branches growing in from both sides
and shoots descending down, seemingly from the sky.
In Mexico,
atop the pyramids at Chitzen Itza, you can see other pyramids and what
was once an entire city, completely over-taken by the creeping green.
Stuck in
the mud for three hours we became aware of another life force: Insects! |
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not take three hours for them to make their presence known. In fact,
if you stood still for 30 seconds you would have a swarm of bees, wasps,
butterflies and assorted other critters orbiting your head and periodically
touching down for landing.
Picture
if you will, the sun beating down on a hot and muggy day. Struggling to
raise Blanco Billy (my Landcruiser) out of the mud enough to create a path
of logs under the tires. The more you sweat, the more insects you attract.
Bees are crawling under your clothes and in your ears! Getting stung seven
or eight times. Emergency road service is nothing short of fantasy,
given our location and lack of means of communication.
The kicker
is seeing the path AROUND the mudhole big enough for a semi! Pancho was
driving and had failed to notice the blatantly obvious detour. This
was probably the reason he was working so silently and diligently in spite
of the heat and the bugs. I, on the other hand, had to take a break
every two or three minutes, to run away and escape my own personal swarm. |
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| At the
rate of progress we were making, we may very well have been there an additional
three hours had it not been for a couple of park rangers happening along
in a pick-up truck. They were able to yank us out of with a towrope
in fairly short order.
At the abandoned
compound we resorted to breaking and entering to get bedding materials
and drinking water out of a storage room. We got into the kitchen to
encounter a thriving ecosystem. It included ants, roaches, moths and
couple of very large frogs. The jungle again, asserting it's territorial
rights.
Given our food
supply and preparation facilities, it was unanimous that our scheduled
five-day stay would be shortened to two. At least this would allow us
to experience two highlights of the park, La Meseta and El Encanto. |
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| La Meseta
is the plateau and El Encanto is a spectacular waterfall that spills off
of the plateau.
The white
arrow on the right is the top of the waterfall. We hiked to the base of
it for a refreshing swim. The following day we hiked to the top of the
mesa from the other side, see arrow on the left.
Driving toward
El Encanto, a fallen tree presented another challenge for Blanco Billy.
It required a few more hours of labor but fortunately it was in a cooler
area with less insects. We had to dig a hole in the road in order to drive
under the tree.
Many times
I had to ask myself, "What have I gotten my baby sister into??" She
was pushed close to her limit a time or two, but all in all, she was a
remarkably good sport. On the way out of the park, at the ranger station,
she discovered a small infestation of ticks on her body. (Somehow I
was spared their onslaught.) In the relative comfort and cleanliness of
the ranger station we were able to deal with the situation. Had she discovered
the ticks deep in the jungle, she said she might have really lost it.
And there was
no love lost between Patty and Macho Pancho by the end of the trip. Pancho
is a good friend, and had the best of intentions, but his Bolivian machismo
wore thin with independent Patty.
I am, however,
happy to report that she is still on speaking terms with me. All part of
the family fun and adventure.
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