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Rhapsodic Bohemia...
where you can become a homeowner for less than $4,000
by Steenie Harvey
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US$1 equals 30.5 Czech crowns

Sound cottages for less than $14,000. Substantial family houses often selling for $30,000 or less. As one realtor said, “Land is so cheap, it’s like getting the buildings for free.” 

Where can you find these housing bargains? In the Czech Republic, in the countryside surrounding Karlovy Vary, Ceske Budejovice, Cesky Krumlov, Trebon, Kutna Hora... 

Although Prague teems with tourists, few people seem aware of what the rest of the Czech Republic offers. It’s divided into the regions of Bohemia and Moravia—and Bohemia was where I spent 10 days last May. Blessed with hot summers and Christmas-card winters, this part of the country is spellbinding—a mosaic of romantic castles and towns straight from a sword-and-sorcery tale.

Bones and bears

Frescoed houses and Rapunzel-style turrets are fairly common throughout Central Europe and Bohemia has more than its share. But have you ever peered into a medieval bear pit complete with bears? Seen a chandelier made entirely from human bones? Or cricked your neck staring at a stoupa...a lofty “plague pillar” adorned with saintly statues and chained devils? These stoupas commemorate deliverance from the plagues, which swept Europe during the Middle Ages. 

Bohemia has smart-looking wooden houses for between $12,000 and $20,000
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Bohemia’s countryside is special, too. Very traditional, it’s studded with wildflower meadows, dense forests of silver birch and spruce, and ponds full of fat, lazy carp. During my visit many neat villages still had Maypoles in place. You’ll also see hop-fields—the Czechs top the world’s beer-drinking league. A vital ingredient in the brewing process, hops have been cultivated here since the 9th century. King Wenceslas, of Christmas carol fame, recognized its importance—those caught exporting hop cuttings once got sentenced to death.
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Restoration cottage for $3,700

Cottages to restore start at just $3,700. Some are admittedly ramshackle but you can find simple homes in good condition for crazy prices. RIS Agency has an exceptional bargain at a village called Zanicary, near the old silver-mining town of Kutna Hora. Just 50 miles from Prague, this 100-year old cottage is 1,300 square feet and was restored 10 years ago. Priced at $8,300, it has wooden beams, a cobbled courtyard, and a 3,300-square-foot garden. Another good buy in the same region was a 2,700-suare-foot family house on land of 8,500 square feet. This was $15,000.

Depending on the area, land ranges from 14 cents to $5.72 per square foot. If you want to build a new house, properties of 1,650 square feet generally cost between $61,000 and $92,500 including the plot. Castles? They start at $61,000 too—though this is before reconstruction costs, which can be quite hefty.

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You’ll also see smart-looking wooden houses for between $12,000 and $20,000. However, tempting prices don’t always tell the whole story. The Zanicary cottage I just mentioned would make a permanent home, but not all properties are suitable for year-round living. Wooden summer houses (alternatively known as recreation houses) often look well cared for, but they can be basic. While many are handily placed for local ski resorts, I wouldn’t want to live in a summerhouse in January when temperatures plummet below freezing. 

Indoor plumbing?

Sometimes buried deep in the forests, recreation houses usually have no heating, electricity, or indoor toilet facilities. They’re probably best for back-to-nature types. Water is obtained from spring wells, lighting from kerosene lamps, and appliances such as refrigerators (if you have them) only work on bottled gas. 
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Even so, $19,000 seems reasonable for a three-bedroom wooden chalet on 3,500 square feet of land in a forest location 30 miles from Prague. Bear in mind that Germans, Dutch, and Scandinavians go mad for these types of properties in their own countries. When non-nationals are able to buy without restrictions, I think they’ll be storming the Czech forests for summer homes. 

I found at least one English-speaking realtor in every town but I stress that the buying process isn’t straightforward. At present, foreigners need to set up a company to purchase Czech real estate. But it doesn’t require a horrendous amount of capital—I was quoted $5,000 to $6,000. 

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Why the Czech Republic?

High living standards, low living costs, and the prospect of good gains on real estate investments once the country joins the European Union in 2004. Since the 1989 Velvet Revolution, the Czech Republic has rapidly approached Western living standards. However, costs are substantially lower than in the country’s western neighbors: Germany and Austria. According to Czech Invest, average prices in Prague are only 43% of those in Vienna. 

Invariably spotlessly clean and litter-free, some towns are in the regeneration stage. But although backstreets often show grimy evidence of decades of neglect, the Czechs have made staggering attempts to restore places to their former glory. Although Ceske Budojovice was girdled by factories and tower block neighborhoods, other Bohemian towns I visited largely escaped communism’s more joyless architectural experiments. 

Language was less problematic than I anticipated...though hearing people say “Ahoy” in this land-locked country surprised me. Did Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island have a big fan following? A realtor solved the mystery: Ahoj has nothing to do with ships or sighting land—it’s the Czech equivalent of ciao. So I’m glad I never replied “Ahoy, me hearties,” or said “Aargh, Jim lad” to anybody...
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Karlovy Vary
Taking the waters at Karlovy Vary

Eighty miles west of Prague, not far from the German border, Western Bohemia has some exceptionally picturesque spa resorts. The best known are Karlovy Vary and Marianske Lazne. These may be more familiar to you under their old Germanic names of Karlsbad and Marienbad. 

For centuries, Bohemia’s therapeutic spas hosted the cream of European society. Peter the Great of Russia, Edward VII of England, and the Empress Maria Theresa of Austria...Beethoven, Chopin, and Liszt...Schiller, Turgenev, and Gogol...Goethe who caused scandal through his affair with a 16-year-old wench. The renowned German writer was 72, so obviously there’s something to be said for the waters. Karl Marx also visited Karlovy Vary three times, though I don’t think he got up to hanky-panky. He was penning Das Kapital at the time.

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The grandest of Bohemia’s spa towns, Karlovy Vary’s fame dates from the 14th century. Legend tells that a Bohemian king called Charles IV discovered its healing springs while hunting—an injured hound fell into a stream and its leg was instantly cured. 

Built along the river Tepla, the town maintains an aristocratic air. Rising in tiers towards wooded uplands, baroque and art nouveau mansions are painted delicate sugar-plum shades. Elegant colonnades are topped with statuary; parks blaze with rhododendrons and azaleas. I don’t know what it was like here when Moscow ruled but now shops sparkle with crystal, Bohemian garnets, and glassware gleaming with bejeweled colors. 

No litter, no graffiti

There’s an almost Swiss sense of cleanliness. No litter, no graffiti, and the only blot in the sylvan setting is the spectacularly awful Hotel Thermal, built in Czech communist times. Musical events, fashion shows, golf courses, a casino...it’s as much a place to have fun as take a health cure.
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A funicular wheezes up through the woods behind the Grand Hotel Pupp’s Austrian-style coffeehouse to the Diana Tower, a Gothic lookout point. This is the starting point for a network of forest walks patrolled by red kites and other birds of prey. Opportunities abound for long hikes as the trails meander for 60 miles. They’re well maintained too—walking off a calorific rhubarb strudel one morning, I saw workers sweeping leaves off the woodland trails. 

Although you can book into a sanitarium, I certainly wasn’t prepared to suffer colonic irrigation therapy. However, I did taste the spa water, which bubbles up all over town. Available for free, it’s reputedly beneficial for digestive disorders, diabetes, and rheumatics. You can bathe in it too, though many visitors stick to the “Drinking Cure.” Special cups with spouts have been used to drink Karlovy Vary water for centuries. Booths along the colonnades sell pretty porcelain ones for $3 to $5.

View of Karlovy Vary (Karlsbad) promenade from the spa in the Grand Hotel Pupp.
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“Agonizing Baths” 

Twelve of the region’s one hundred or so mineral springs are used in the drinking cure. Reading a local booklet, I was amazed to learn that 18th-century patients were prescribed 50 to 70 cupfuls a day. Just as intriguing was a section headed “Agonizing Baths.” Treatment used to be drastic. In some cases, patients bathed for 10 or more hours a day. This lengthy immersion in mineral-rich water led to painful cracking of the skin, through which bad “humors” were believed to escape. 

Although Karlovy Vary cashes in on its popularity with German and Russian visitors, eating out is still ridiculously cheap. One night I dined in the vaults of the Embassy, a cozy riverside restaurant on Nova Louka. Central European food can sometimes be leaden, but my $14 meal was delicious. Blinis with red caviar and sour cream followed by roast pheasant, red cabbage, and bacon dumplings. I should have guessed I was in for a treat after the waiter flourished a menu signed by a famous patron—the Czech president, Vaclav Havel.

“A Russian colony”

It seems incredible that Karlovy Vary was under the communist regime little more than a decade ago. But even during the Iron Curtain years, it thrived as a top vacation choice for the communist elite—the astronaut Yuri Gagarin came here after his space mission. Russian connections remain: It’s estimated they make up a tenth of the town’s 50,000 population. Plus they now own a number of hotels and businesses—and are avid for more. Czechs aren’t too thrilled about this. I lost count of the times I heard Karlovy Vary described as “a Russian colony.” And the colonizers have now built a vivid blue Russian Orthodox church crowned with golden onion-shaped domes.

Karlovy Vary real estate averaged a 10% rise in value last year. The most desirable area is the spa quarter where refurbished apartments can fetch over $186 per square foot. Capitol Reality had a 2,650-square-foot home with six bedrooms and a sauna for $488,000. At the other end of the scale, a 600-square-foot unmodernized unit was $55,500. Improvement costs (nobody wants old-style gas heating systems any more) are estimated at $10,000. The Architecta agency had a similar sized apartment near the Colonnades for $43,000. But you get twice as much space in the business district. Here, a 1,500-square-foot modernized apartment in a turn-of-last-century building was listed at $83,000.
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