Mekong Fish And Bordeaux: Thanksgiving In Laos ~ By Jared Simmons
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Mekong Fish And Bordeaux
Thanksgiving In Laos  ~ By Jared Simmons
I watch the deafening, diesel-spewing engine that sits exposed at the rear of our boat and realize it is the least of my worries. I turn my eyes to the captain as he shovels buckets of polluted water from below the engine block back into the Mekong River. Our oversized canoe feels like it is made of balsa wood, wobbling its way around protruding boulders and sucking whirlpools of churning foam. Two small Laotian men cling to the boat’s slippery tin roof. In more treacherous areas, they stab at passing rocks with gigantic bamboo poles, attempting to redirect the bow of our seemingly doomed vessel. The captain’s face comes into view again and I recognize why he makes me uncomfortable. He absorbs the situation with a dull, opiate-aided smile that mouths “nit noi,” or “no problem,” as we rock our way into more life-threatening moments. His swaying head is all I can see of him now as he peers from behind hammering cylinders at our boat weighed down by 60 foreigners.
Riverboats on the Mekong
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Added to my list of concerns is reaching Luang Prabang, Laos by Thanksgiving when it is still a day-and-a-half downriver. Traveling with me is my girlfriend Jo, and two of our friends from college, Inke and Seneca. We are following the jagged route of the Mekong River 110 miles from Chang Khong, Thailand, to the UNESCO World Heritage town of Luang Prabang. Looming limestone mountains rush by in the haze of our engine’s fumes as the Mekong swells menacingly beneath our leaky bow. Sinking my bare feet into the muddy riverbank will bring great relief.

For the isolated hill tribes along its banks, the Mekong is less threatening and fulfills aspects of everyday life. Laotians use it as a trade route for supplies between villages, and on a larger scale between the Thai border, and the Lao capital of Vientiane. Though white-knuckled Westerners are usually the most lucrative cargo, anything from Coke cans to opium fill the bowels of these unassuming vessels. Sadly, the first is seen polluting the riverbanks, while the latter poisons even the youngest of Laos’ generations. The Golden Triangle's poppy products wind their way down the Mekong into the hands of village children who satisfy drug-hungry tourists and locals alike. 

Luang Prabang turns out to be worth the travel anxieties with its rustic Southeast Asian charm, World Heritage Buddhist wats, or temples, and waterfalls tumbling from mist enshrouded jungle peaks. Though the once French-occupied colony has recently become a staple on many backpacker itineraries, the local population retains its identity far more than neighboring Thailand’s hotspots. 

The French influence from decades past remains apparent in the architecture and cuisine, now intertwined with the Laotian culture. Just off the banks of the surging Mekong, French colonial buildings of muted yellow and blue provide an oddly European backdrop for unmistakably Asian ways. In street-side markets, vendors peddle anything from hand-forged machetes to intricately woven silks. Buddhist monks clothed in saffron robes and shaded by red umbrellas quietly watch tourists curiously peering back at them. 
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Moterbikes in Luang Prabang
After a 15-minute stroll out of town, thatched bamboo huts begin replacing the French styles seen along the main street. Beneath arching palms we discover one of the area’s many Buddhist wats where young boys entertain themselves with a game of “shuffle sandal” in the shade of the courtyard. The rules are similar to shuffle board, only here players slide their sandal as close to a pre-established spot as possible without touching it?in this case, the perimeter wall of the monastery. The monks don’t seem to mind, and smile shyly as we pass.

We wake in the coolness of early morning. The temperature reminds me of autumn in New England. Since I was a child, my parents and I have spent Thanksgivings in Vermont, filling our days with skiing and our stomachs with stuffing. In the evening, my father and I would open the fireplace flu for the first time, marking the change of seasons. Autumn’s gathered colors came floating down in a time capsule of slow decay, delivered to us on our hearth. The smoke of dry kindling burned my eyes, and the grating of the fireplace screen pulled out of its summer slumber rang in my ears. 

In Luang Prabang, the fog hangs low and thick. Motorbikes begin to cough, and a fluorescent gecko scurries across our ceiling. It’s Thanksgiving, and needless to say, I’m a bit homesick.

Later in the day, we meet up with our makeshift family of international friends from the boat trip. Walking Luang Prabang's dusty streets with new family members Almut, Paul and Dan, we search for a suitable street-side café for our Thanksgiving feast. Almut, a young German traveling by herself, and Paul, a 60-year-old retiree from Spain and the new father figure of our group, both concede to the American tradition with enthusiasm. Dan, it turns out, is not only from the East Coast of the U.S., but also graduated from the same small college that my friends and I attended. A 39-year-old lawyer from Massachusetts, he is taking the long way home after three years of working for a corporate firm in Japan. As English-speakers traveling alone in foreign lands the proposal for a group dinner with other Westerners holds certain appeal.

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Finding a place to eat is more difficult than we anticipate, but not for lack of choices. The lingering French-colonial influence and growing Westernization encourage Laotians to move away from local markets into the promise of the restaurant business. Some choose to serve only Western food and seem to suffer because of it. As we explore several appealing cafés, I am bothered by what we find. Though it is not the peak of tourist season, we are still surprised to discover one empty dining area after another on such a beautiful evening. Several times we are greeted with broad smiles from groups of bored hostesses and waiters who seem to pour out of the beautifully ornamented interiors. For one reason or another, after inspecting the menus we move on, leaving the hope-filled establishments as empty as before. 

Laotian families renovate the larger front sections of their homes, transforming them into restaurants in an attempt to draw tourists' money. I empathize with these people, trying so hard in their own homes to imitate foreign food and atmosphere for foreign customers, when that is what many of us are here to escape. Their valiant attempts only amount to serving the occasional Western dish to fickle tourists. I shudder when I realize we are playing the part. Realizing we’re not going to find a stuffed turkey, we return to an open-air Laotian café and the hostess greets us again with a smile as if she knew we’d come back.

The seven of us sit around three bamboo tables, joined together on the porch at the edge of the interior’s warm glow. I open the first bottle of wine discovered earlier in one of the many pharmacy/souvenir shop/restaurants common to the area. Lost on the shelf for years among Asian Ibuprofen tablets, Laos t-shirts and 50’s-style Coke bottles I found the tannin-rich treasure abandoned by some unsuspecting French colonist--?-three bottles of French Bordeaux from 1993. Wine like this comes with a hefty price tag here, so I seized the opportunity and bought the lot for 70,000 kip ($9USD).

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A glass of wine goes down smoothly in celebration before I muster up the courage to order my appetizer?Tam Mak-Njum ped, a Lao-style papaya salad. Unripe papaya diced with unpeeled prawns and marinated with fish sauce, limejuice, sugar and peanuts could sound frightening or appetizing, depending on where you are from. Feeling adventurous, I order the Lao-style version of this seemingly harmless mix prepared ‘how the locals eat it,’ or ped?meaning spicy. Grind half a dozen fresh red chilies into the mix, sprinkle with concentrated chili oil, and the venture takes on the characteristics of a dish my mother hoped I would never see at Thanksgiving dinner.

Amidst increasingly effusive toasts and multi-lingual banter drifting by from other tables, I find Vermont sneaking back into my head. Warm fires and spiced cider are worlds away though. A floppy-eared mutt with fleas now replaces my graying golden retriever curled faithfully at my feet during every holiday meal. My dinner of fried Mekong fish stares up at me with its one bulging eye and toothy grin. Eating a fish from the river that almost swallowed me, I smile back at it in victory, happy to forgo the turkey this year.

On the Banks of the Mekong
Voted a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1995, Luang Prabang is well worth the drama it often requires to reach. Travelers wanting to cross from the northeastern Thai border must opt for the two-day longboat journey ($11USD) in order to reach Luang Prabang 110 miles down river, for there are no direct roads. Tourists wanting to forgo the Mekong trip will have to travel north from the Laos capital of Vientiane by bus ($6USD)?a more civilized option, but don’t expect to get any sleep on them. Or, there is the sawngthaew, a pickup truck-turned-taxi, for more harrowing local trips. If you fail to convince yourself the journey is part of the whole experience (which it is), there is an international airport outside of town serviced by Lao Aviation.

A woman supports a bamboo-and-net apparatus used to trap fish moving downstream. A Western-style hat replaces the more traditional use of woven reeds. 
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Once you’re there
We stayed just outside of town at the comfortable and newly-renovated Ban Lao Guesthouse, near the corner of Thanon Bunkhong and Thanon Latsavong, Luang Prabang, (856-071) 252-078, where decent sized double rooms with mosquito nets run about $10-16USD a night, depending on size and private or shared bath. The hot showers and morning coffee are appreciated in this much cooler mountainous region. Bicycles are available for rent at the front desk and make for a pleasant way of seeing the area’s historic temples. Watch out for the manager’s grinning teenage son?he’s very persistent about sharing his rice wine.

In the middle of the historic temple district is Pa Pai Guesthouse, north of Thanon Phothisalat opposite Wat Pa Pai, phone and fax (856-071) 212-752. Rooms in the historic French colonial house are cheap, divided by bamboo-thatched walls where doubles with shared baths are a mere $6USD. Though far from plush, the guesthouse is out on the peninsula that divides the Mekong from the Nam Khan River and daily life along the river makes for an intriguing walk after breakfast.

Where to eat
Thanksgiving dinner was celebrated at Le Saladier, Thanon Phothisalat, where a wide variety of Laotian and French food is available. Fried Mekong fish ($2-3USD, depending on size) is surprisingly good, and watch out for the chilies if you order the papaya salad ($1.50USD). Tables set on an outside veranda a few steps up from the street make a nice spot for people watching. Keep an eye on the waitresses also?they tried to drag me to the local discotheque every night I walked by their restaurant.

 The Luang Prabang Bakery, also on Thanon Phothisalat, makes excellent European pastries ($.50-1.50USD), has egg sandwiches on baguettes, and carries an assortment of other tasty snacks at decent prices.

For authentic Laotian cuisine, try Malee Lao Food, on Thanon Phu Wao, where the local Tom Ponh is an excellent choice. The creamy purée of eggplant and fish is poured over roast water buffalo or deer, topped with red chilies, green onion and mint ($2.50USD). To satisfy particular tastes, order the Laotian noodle soup ($1USD) and add an array of your own ingredients including chopped chilies and mint, cabbage, fish sauce and shrimp paste. 

What to do
The central marketplace, Talat Dala, located at the intersection of Thanon Kitsalat and Thanon Latsavong, features local handicrafts, and a wide variety of local foods and textiles. Plan on bargaining if you want reasonable prices.

More than 60 Buddhist wats are spread throughout Luang Prabang and most are accessible from the town center by foot. One of the more ornate temples is Wat Xieng Thong, occupied by Laotian royalty until 1975, located just off Thanon Khaem Khong near the northern tip of the peninsula. 
 
Roughly 18 miles south of town is Kuang Si Falls, reachable via sawngthaew. The multi-level waterfall cascades over limestone cliffs into refreshing aqua-colored pools. Dotting the surrounding area is an immense cave system requiring a flashlight, descent shoes and a certain amount of coordination.

**Food, lodging and transportation costs vary in Laos according to the time of year, and a steady rise in prices may have influenced some areas, while others may have gone out of business.**
 
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