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Recently constructed four-lane toll highways connect most major cities, and by paying the small fees one gets the highway practically to his or herself and avoids having to worry about hazards such as slow-moving clunkers, potholes, smoky buses, and livestock-- which can still be commonplace on regular Mexican highways. The toll roads, while allowing for very pleasant driving, tend to skirt around the little pueblitos that are rich in cultural content. Traveling in this way, one admittedly misses some of the special experiences that can make traveling through Mexico so rewarding: the quinceañera parading through town with her ladies in waiting; the roadside coconut stand selling coconut meat mixed with chile, salt, and lemon; and the colorful religious processions, saints in tow, to name just a few. Mexico is, however, a very large country, and the toll roads are definitely convenient to use as short cuts.. Newcomers should
be aware of Mexico’s driving etiquette for those occasions when it is necessary
to leave the toll roads and travel the country’s regular two lane highways.
Probably one of the most surprising of these new rules, in my mind at least,
was the way one is expected to make a left turn from a two lane highway.
First, put on your left blinker and then pull over to the RIGHT hand shoulder.
You sit there and wait until BOTH lanes are clear, and then you turn. In
this way, you don’t block traffic while you wait, but it can sometimes
take a while to find yourself with a clear highway!
Leaving Mexico and entering Guatemala, certain differences become obvious immediately. Gone are the four lane super highways and pothole-free pavements. On the Pan-American Highway, crossing into the highlands you will find yourself on narrow, often unmarked, two-lane roads. It is a good idea to plan on a leisurely drive, enjoying the scenery and resigning yourself to spending a lot of time stuck behind exquisitely painted busses that already saw a tour of duty in U.S. school districts. These busses are the most common forms of mass transit throughout Central America, but only Panama comes close to competing with the level of artwork put into these formerly canary yellow vehicles. In Guatemala, some busses will have elaborate dashboard altars, complete with plaster images of Christ and various saints, all adorned with flashing lights. The windows might be dressed with curtains similar to those found in my grandmother’s kitchen, with pom-poms swaying and dancing with the bumps in the road. The back doors and sides will be dedicated to the most important convictions of the driver- God and or his girlfriend/wife/mother. (In Panama busses go for more pop culture themes, with portraits of Britney Spears and other artists gracing a bus’ rear door.) Guatemala has
fairly good two lane highways, but it is best to rely on navigating from
city to city rather than expecting highway numbers (I-99, for example)
to keep you on course. We had a very frustrating experience the morning
we left Antigua. To get from Antigua to the border with El Salvador, it
was necessary to pass through Guatemala City. On our map, it didn’t look
like such a complicated task. However, once we hit the city we realized
what a puzzle we had entered. None of the routes were marked and our very
basic map proved to be useless. Worse-- every single Guatemalan we stopped
to ask for directions would tell us something completely different, and
when we would follow their instructions we would only end up more lost.
We drove around for about five hours before finally finding our way OUT
of the city. Once on the outskirts, and at last convinced that we were
on the right track, we pulled into a Pollo Campero (a Guatemalan chicken
chain that has spread throughout Central America and well into South America)
and tried to settle our nerves over some good ol’ fried chicken. Unless
you have a detailed map of the capital, or have some desire to actually
stay there, I recommend avoiding the city altogether...
When planning your trip through El Salvador, give yourself plenty of options as to where you might stay and plenty of time to check them out. All Mexican and Central American highways are dark and dangerous places to be at night, and it’s no fun to be out after dark still wondering where you will sleep. After yet another LONG hour and another “donation,” we crossed into Honduras. Admittedly, the El Salvador experience made us anxious just to arrive to Nicaragua, so we plotted the shortest course possible through Honduras and we spent only two hours in the country on a very nice, straight, two-lane road. Honduras is, however, known for its excellent highways. There is much to see and do in Honduras, especially if one is interested in snorkeling or scuba diving. The Caribbean coast of Honduras is not only easily accessible by car (unlike Nicaragua), but boasts the continuation of the coral reef found in Belize. For these reasons and more, Honduras is a great country worth driving around in—which, unfortunately, we didn’t have time to do. Our border crossing exiting Honduras was a breeze, but entering Nicaragua was a different story. We happened to arrive at high noon-- lunchtime. Following a custom found commonly in small towns in Nicaragua, the border closed for two hours. There were no air-conditioned restaurants in which to sit and relax. No air was moving anywhere, and it must have been 95 degrees in the shade. This lunchtime two-hour border closing might have changed by now, as I know that the Costa Rican-Nicaraguan border is now open all day long. Once we were finally on our way, practically three hours later, we realized that the delay was going to force us to do some night driving in order to reach the next town. The implications of this realization came to us as we faced a highway full of potholes from Hurricane Mitch and resembled something from the surface of the moon (the road has since been repaired). Some of the hazards we encountered in our mere one-hour of night driving were drunks staggering on the side of the road, a wandering cow or half-starved horse here and there, and the occasional skeletal dog scratching his fleas. The worst one was this large shape looming ahead that neither one of us could really identify. It turned out to be a wooden cart pulled by two oxen. Since the cart had no lights, no reflectors, and was painted a dark red, it was extremely difficult to see from a distance. Fortunately for us, the ox cart driver noticed our fast approach and he steered off the road into the shallow, grassy ditch. We swerved to give him extra space and with our hearts racing vowed never to drive at night in Nicaragua again. Once in Nicaragua and well beyond the damage done by hurricane Mitch, the roads improve and driving becomes slightly easier. However, driving in Nicaragua requires more caution than in other countries due to the large amount of animals that you encounter in the roads. Many farmers only own one or two horses, or cows, or pigs, and they often tie them up along the roadside to graze. These animals inevitably get loose and it is not unusual to see a horse wandering alone, even through the busy streets of Managua! Other than the large animals, there are seemingly endless mangy dogs and foraging chickens to look out for, not to mention the many pedestrians. All in all, driving through Central America and Mexico is an adventure few will ever regret. Drivers need to be prepared to accept that for the most part, not only life, but traffic, as well, seems to move at a different pace the further south of the United States one gets. Plan your trip with plenty of spare time to compensate for sightseeing, slow traffic, random unexpected stops to watch a religious procession pass by, and whatever else the region might have to offer. It is generally best to plan your trip during the Central American dry season that runs from January-May, but while the rains have started by June and July, the road conditions usually haven’t deteriorated too terribly. You will find that a trip by car will indeed give you the options and freedom to see Central America and Mexico in a way that just isn’t possible by plane or bus. What to take: *Roadmaps (AAA
can provide good maps of Central America and Mexico)
What NOT to do: In the past,
unleaded gasoline was not readily available in this region and drivers
were advised to have their catalytic converters removed from their cars.
This is no longer necessary since unleaded gasoline is easy to obtain and
the removal of your catalytic converter is actually illegal in the United
States..
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