Letters
From the Blue Water
Giants
with Tattoos
By Captain
Robert Sean Friedman
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| Girl meets boy on a beach in Costa
Rica. Boy invites girl to dinner, aboard his yacht to enjoy fresh fish
caught by his bare hands, in fact, it was a shark, wrestled to the shore
saving all the local swimmers from a feisty attack!!
Less than 12 months later, girl leaves
"normal" life on land, to set sail with boy. For an intrepid adventure,
fighting fearsome waves and terrifying weather to discover the luxurious
beaches of the South Pacific Islands.
Follow the journey of Barraveigh
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We dropped the hook in the Bay of Virgins,
on the western side of Fatu Hiva, after having left the Galapagos Islands
23 days prior. It really is paradise. Fatu Hiva doesn't have an airstrip;
there are no resorts, no industry, and no tourists. Only the locals, the
long haul sailors, and the French Navy. This is about as remote and as
pristine as it gets. Perfection.
It was hard earned. You already know
of our challenges. Blue Moon had to hand steer the whole way, Helen Kate
broke their boom, Sean's elbow on Aquantique swelled to the size of a softball
after having it bent all the way back during an accidental gybe, and the
Norwegians on Sailabout abandoned ship after losing their headstay and
their anchor punching a hole in their yacht. They stepped off their home
onto a merchant ship bound for Brazil. The saddest part of the story is
that their boat was seen still sailing 5 days later. They never should
have quit.
| Suzi and
I nearly quit. Those last 5 days of cabin fever strained our relationship,
almost to the breaking point. If you ever want to test your ability to
practice harmony and restraint, go to sea for 3 weeks with another human.
Can you imagine being confined to 200 sq feet of living space with one
other person, and no one gets to leave for 23 days? I once traveled from
a Danish island to a Greek island non-stop. It was 5 days of trains, ships
and buses. I didn't sleep on anything stationary for 5 nights. I thought
that was a big deal. This passage was punishment sustained. It was as if
we were living full time, in one of those inflatable houses that children
jump in at carnivals (minus the padding and kiddy germs). The constant
sensation of motion is exhausting. Your muscles have to flex while asleep
just to keep you in the bunk. There is no respite from the yawing and pitching
and rolling. We both just wanted "stationary". We literally dreamed
of a flat, stable surface to live on. One takes that for granted when residing
on land.
"You'll have 15 knots the whole way."
"You won't ever have to adjust a sail." "Smooth sailing on perfect seas."
"It's the coconut milk run." Ha! If you ever plan to sail this stretch,
be armed with the truth. Also know that it was worth it. The water is perfectly
clear (100 feet of visibility), pleasantly warm, and filled with gorgeous
fish. The cliffs soar 3000 feet over the anchorage with nothing but multiple
hues of green and the stark black of the volcanic plugs. These islands
are so tall they seem to reach up and snag the clouds in order to create
a little more drama for the photos. The towering volcanic columns are incredibly
impressive, while also being a giant hindrance to my communication. I can't
seem to transmit on the HF radio from behind their looming slabs, so in
order to send this article to my editor; I had to go back to sea. There's
no wifi, or internet cafés, hence - no pictures to accompany these
words. I can only feebly try to relay the geologic drama that has unfolded
before me. These islands were volcanically formed and then eroded by the
elements. Life has a profound footing and everywhere one looks, one sees
flora bursting from the shale and black basalt. The jagged shoulders that
reach down from the peaks to form verdant valleys, look like broken knife
blades painted Kelly green. I try never to miss a sunset while swaying
in the hammock on the foredeck. I often catch the sunrise too. I just can't
drink in enough of this beauty. There is nothing upwind from us for 3000+
miles and nothing here to foul the air. I think these might be the cleanest
breathes I've ever taken.
You are allowed to bring in enough
liquor to satisfy your own needs, whatever that means. Every blue water
sailor drinks too much anyway, and we've all be told that booze is the
ultimate trading item in Polynesia due to it's lack of availability and
outrageous cost, so all sailboats are loaded with spirits. Barraveigh is
no exception. I have 15 cases of beer, 20 liters of wine and 30 liters
of assorted booze. I declared about half of it. The 2 customs men who boarded
my boat never found it. Trust me - there are a million hiding spots on
a yacht and no one gets paid enough to probe around filthy laundry, old
onions, or wet anchor lockers. In island terms, I'm rich. The locals always
want to trade. Rum costs $30 a bottle here and it has to be shipped in
on the weekly boat. I paid $3 in Panama. I'm glad I stocked up. That's
not the only thing they will trade for. If they take a fancy to something,
they'll swap. One sailor literally exchanged a paper clip for 3 bags of
fruit, another, a whistle. I almost swapped a nearly useless garlic press
for a pearl. Then she tried the garlic press.
I don't speak French, and Marquesan
is completely alien to me. Consequently - the communication gap is huge.
No matter, these people's smiles are as broad as their shoulders, and they're
skilled at pantomime. When going to shore, I find that all the kids
ask for bonbons and all the adults ask for whiskey. I think they're conditioned
to relate white people with handouts, seeing as how the French take pretty
good care of them. With children, you're foolish to pay them before they
deliver. Once they have the bonbons they will never "take out the trash",
or "mow the yard", or in this case; bring the bananas, bread or pamplemousse
(like grapefruit, only sweeter and juicier). When I was a kid, I did the
same thing. I tracked 40 year old Jean for 2 days. I needed him to live
up to his end of the bargain. He finally did, when the rum was all gone
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Captain and Crew
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British and Proud
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Long live the tortoise
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Message for home -
Missing You
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You get 1 bunch of bananas per tree
so the whole thing gets cut down. It was fascinating to watch him wield
that machete with expert skill in a remote jungle setting. I'm so glad
these people don't practice human sacrifice or cannibalism any longer.
The direct translation for the Marquesan word for white man is, "long white
pig." They ate us. We were the other white meat. I can't confirm this without
access to the internet, but I've been told that the cannibalism only stopped
in the 1930's. Shocking.
Captain Cook was here in 1769, and
his men must have been terrified by how these natives appeared with their
tattooed faces and huge powerful bodies. I have a tattoo on my right ankle
that says "USA" in red, white, and blue. Before I was a dirty sailor, I
took a turn as a filthy biker, and one summer, at the tender age of 19,
I drove a motorcycle around the States with my friend Mark. I guess the
similarities between sailing and cycling are readily there; the sense of
freedom, the wind in your hair, etc. The tattoo seemed like the right thing
to do, and here I am in the place where it all began. However, these engravings
are monochromatic with highly stylized tiki-like designs. On an island
of only 2,500 people I've already seen a few with face tattoos. Think;
Mike Tyson, but with more ink, and on bigger men.
These people are behemoths. The first
characteristic you notice are their feet (since everyone is barefoot).
They are utterly huge. Like Hobbits, but with bodies to match. Then you
notice the calves (30 lbs), and so on, up to the shoulders. You could put
an oxen yoke on these men and it would fit. Most of the women look the
same. They smile all the time and are so eager to converse, I hope they
never see a Western fashion magazine.
I've anchored in some of the same
bays as Captain Cook's Endeavour did (I wish I had a metal detector). I
tried to imagine what it must have been like for Cook and his sailors to
discover this place. It's still astounding 200+ years later. These islands
are so very inaccessible, that they remain unspoiled. In fact, there are
hundreds of thousands LESS people now, due to the diseases that the European
explorers brought. The population still hasn't recovered more than 2 centuries
later. You can't say that about the rest of French Polynesia. It makes
hiking a ghostly experience when one discovers an entire city that's been
left crumbling. So in a distorted way, the Marquesas Islands are even more
untouched by man now, than they were.
At one anchorage on the island of
Nuku Hiva, I jumped off the boat and paddled into the line up. It was every
surf enabled cruiser's dream. The swell comes into this bay and breaks
right on the rocks. However, there is a secondary wave that's formed when
the big stuff bounces off the jetty. This wave runs perpendicular to the
beach so when you take the left you are actually going away from the beach,
back into the bay. First time I've ever seen that, and probably a contributing
factor for what happened next. I broke another surfboard. I snapped it
right in half. I gave it to some kid who didn't have one. I was strangely
philosophical about it. Boards are born to break, and besides, I'm only
here to create stories. If some kid thinks he just won the lotto because
of my bad luck, then I can ride that karma boost for the rest of the day.
Besides, at dusk his family drove him out in a boat and they gave me a
huge potato sack full of pamplemousse, and a stalk of bananas as an extra
bonus. These people are inherently kind. They take care of their appearance
and property (rarely do I see litter), and the flowers in their hair are
very charming. Drunks on the street or loud aggressive teenagers - I've
never seen even one. Anyone would be happy to have them as neighbors. Of
course, they love vowels. Just look at the names of their islands: Fatu
Hiva, Tahuata, Nuku Hiva & my favorite, Oa Pou. Then there are
the unpronounceable: Taioa, Meituua, Vaiehu, and of course; Taaoa. It sounds
like Navajo, with the endless glottal stops. Smiles disarm, I've taken
good care of my teeth and I'll get by just fine, even if I can't understand
or be understood. The mission is to earn serenity through adventure, so
with that in mind, we'll be anchoring at the next island in only a few
hours. I can't wait!
P.S. The finger healed on its own.
Crooked and weak, it gets in the way of typing and knot tying. The doctor
told me that I needed to have x-rays and a specialist look it over. Odds
are I'll need surgery, which means it will need to stay immobile for 6
weeks. I think I'll leave it until I get to Australia, where I plan to
wait out the cyclone season. Let's hope I can get by with this goofy paw
until then.
- Captain Bob -
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