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How You Can Get a Job on a Luxury Cruise Ship - Quickly & Easily!
by Neil Maxwell Keys
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Get paid to travel to exotic places that few people ever get to see. Visit the Caribbean, Bahamas, America, Australia, Europe, Hawaii, Alaska, Africa, Canada, the Far East, the Pacific, the Mediterranean - even the Arctic!

  • Earn a great tax-free income!
  • Meet new people and make amazing friends of all nationalities!
  • Work in a luxurious and elegant 5-star environment!
  • Escape the "rat race" of home. And enjoy possibly the most amazing, satisfying and life-changing experience you´ll ever have! 
 
     
 
"At the moment I am in St Thomas on the "Norway" and I´m having the best time of my life!! I´m about half way through my contract - and I don´t want to go home. I can´t wait for my next contract! Thank you so much for getting me this job!

Sarah Trout, USA

 
     
     From: Neil Maxwell Keys  
     
  From: Neil Maxwell Keys
April 5 2006

Hi,

My name is Neil Maxwell Keys, and in the next few minutes I´d like to show you how you can quickly and easily land yourself a job on one of the worlds most luxurious cruise ships. Best of all, you can do this even if you have little or no experience in anything.

A few years ago I tried hard to get a cruise ship job. It seemed the ideal way to save some money and travel the world while having some serious fun-in-the-sun! 

 
     
  "Unfortunately I soon discovered that getting a job on a cruise ship is one of the hardest, most frustrating things you can do!" 

I scrambled night and day to find anything I could that would help me. But frustrating searches on the internet only turned-up ´dodgy´ looking websites selling nothing but outdated addresses...phone numbers that didn´t work... websites that no longer existed...and lots of false promises. And so-called agencies "guaranteed" me a job...but ONLY if I paid them a hefty fee!

"I spent over $300 and wasted 12 months wandering around the Internet trying to get a job on a cruise ship. Don´t make the same mistakes as me!"

No one seemed to know anything. And nobody seemed to want to help without trying to take a big chunk of my hard-earned money. 

But it gets worse, much worse because I found that when I did manage to get through to the cruise lines...I ALWAYS got rejected! Infact I have a whole heap of rejection letters I could show you, that I received one after the other. 

Each time I got rejected, it crushed my feelings like a grape. Maybe this has happened to you too?

You see, I knew that cruise lines hire 9,000 to 15,000 new staff PER YEAR just to keep up with all the new ships being launched. And yet I couldn´t even get one lousy job!

I concluded that this was a "closed" industry. And unless you knew anyone who already worked on a cruise ship and who was prepared to get you in...or you had a lot of money and were willing to pay big for it...then your chance of success was almost zero. I was about to give up on my dream when by complete accident...

...I discovered some startling 'secrets' about cruise ship jobs that anyone could use to get hired in the shortest time possible!

The first time I applied these secrets the tables turned so dramatically it made my head spin. You see, now cruise line companies were calling ME with job offers - and I didn't know who to choose! 

Now, after several glorious years of working on some of the most desirable cruise ships in the world, I have traveled to many parts of South America, most of the islands of the Caribbean (my favorite being Barbados!) I have visited several islands of the Bahamas and much of Florida and the Keys, even Alaska. I made many great friends of all different nationalities and experienced tons of fantastic times and rare moments I´ll treasure forever - and I got paid for it!

And I can show YOU how to do all of this too - much quicker than it took me!

You see,when I stopped working at sea I stayed in the industry as a cruise ship recruitment consultant. I worked for some of the most desirable cruise lines in the world, including: Carnival Cruise Lines, Royal Caribbean, Celebrity, NCL, Holland America, Cunard and many more! 

What's more, I am solely responsible for helping thousands of people just like you get the job of their dreams - working onboard a luxury cruise ship, traveling the world while having the time of their lives!

 
     
 
"I had a fantastic 8-months working in the Caribbean for Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines, and am looking forward to going back next year for another 10 months! I want to thank you for your time, and your help in securing me the job that gave me the best experiences of my life!" 

Dawn Hardman, South Africa

 
     
  Heck, I even got people cruise ship jobs on the most famous and glamorous vessel in the world... 

...the legendary QE2! 

 
     
 
 "I joined the QE2 today as an Assistant Waitress. I just wanted to say that it's thanks to you that I am sitting on this ship right now - ready to embark on the most exciting times of my entire life! Thanks again." 

Sarah Williams, United Kingdom

 
     
  Here are just a FEW more reasons why you might enjoy the cruise ship lifestyle...  
     
 
  • FREE excursions that passengers pay hundreds of dollars to do! 
Including; helicopter rides over Alaskan glaciers, Swimming with dolphins, whale watching, rain forest & island safaris, hovercraft rides over the Everglades, exploring ancient and modern cities, party & drinking cruises, free passes to top tourist attractions, elephant safari rides and much, much more! (This is not hype. I have done thousands of dollars worth of free excursions!).
  • Parties galore! Cabin parties, deck parties, beach parties, crew-bar parties often with free food and drink. This is where the REAL fun happens! Boy, have I got some fond memories :-)
  • Dirt cheap drinks for crew members (as low as $1 for a cocktail!)
  • Your own "crew" bar. The best bar on the ship where you´ll meet and make many great friends - even partners!
  • Get paid weekly in US dollars - CASH! (Nothing beats the feeling of being handed wads of crisp dollar bills at the end of each week!)
  • Zero expenses. Nothing. Zippo. Nadda. This means you get to keep ALL the money you earn - every cent!
Picture yourself coming home with enough money for a deposit on a house or a new car. Imagine being able to clear all of your debts! Imagine being able to buy the best clothes... and gifts for your family. Imagine being able to blow the lot on amazing life experiences in exotic ports of call! 
This choice is yours.
  • Use of state-of-the-art facilities (Including, high-tech gymnasium with sauna, Jacuzzi´s & steam rooms!) Not to mention

  • the superb sports facilities which can be available to crew (volleyball, basketball, racquetball, outdoor and indoor pools and jogging track!)
  • Free room, board and more free food than you can eat!
  • Reduced travel rates even FREE cruises for family and friends to come out and visit you (trust me - they´ll LOVE you forever for this one!) 
  • Airfare paid to and from your ship!
...The benefits go on and on!
Perhaps this sounds like a pipe dream to you? Maybe too good to be true? It really isn´t, you know. This is exactly how thousands of other people are choosing to live their lives right now, as we speak. 

This is exactly the life that YOU too could be living!

And get this. More than 130,000 people of all ages, nationalities and backgrounds areemployed in this industry. People who´ve quit the rat-race of home and are enjoying incredible life experiences, earning good money with none of the hassle of normal everyday living. No bills to pay, no cooking, no cleaning and no commitments (other than their job, of course!) 

What's more, they've discovered that it's a great way to travel the world for several months at a time - without the hassle, expense and danger of doing it alone.

"Why shouldn't YOU be the one having fun in the sun?"

Best of all, the good news is that there´s absolutely nothing stopping you from joining them. No barriers at all. This is an industry where age, sex or race is NOT an obstacle. There is zero prejudice towards any particular groups of people. Whether you´re male, female, young, old, black, white, Asian, gay, straight. You´ll have exactly the same opportunities as the next person. Indeed, my first ship had 72 different nationalities working onboard - this is what makes it so unique, special and exciting! 

So there´s plenty of opportunity - if you know what to do and how to go about it.

 
   
 
"Just a short note to let you know things are going great and I have adapted well to the ship life. So far it has been an excellent and worthwhile experience - getting to see and explore so many different places, but also interacting with so many different cultures that work onboard is great. Thanks once again for all your help."

Ann-Marie McInaw, Ireland

 
     
  If what you´ve read so far doesn´t get your juices flowing... If you don´t feel a buzz of excitement building within you... if your mouth isn´t watering at the prospect of experiencing this superb lifestyle... then maybe you should look elsewhere? I honestly don´t think this is for you. 

On the other hand...

If you´re the type of person that aspires to a bit more in life...if you want travel, adventure and romance! And you want to meet people and make friends from all around the world...if you want to visit unique, exotic islands that few people ever get to see and enjoy amazing life experiences...

...and you're someone who wants something to tell the kids when they´re older. And stories to make your friends at home jealous while they´re stuck in their boring, tedious routines...but most importantly - you´re someone who is prepared to work hard and play hard... 

 
     
  Then this is definitely for you and you´ll never regret it!  
     
 
Could You Do Any of These Jobs?
  • Activities Coordinator
  • Administrative Assistant 
  • Air/Sea Agent 
  • Art Director 
  • Bartender 
  • Beautician 
  • Casino Staff 
  • Cabin Steward/Stewardess
  • Chaplain 
  • Chef 
  • Comedian 
  • Computer Specialist 
  • Cosmetologist 
  • Cruise Director 
  • Cruise Staff 
  • Cruise Terminal Staff 
  • Dancer 
  • Dance Instructor 
  • Deck & Engine Staff 
  • Disc Jockey 
  • District Sales Manager
  • Engineering
  • Entertainer 
  • Expedition Leader
  • Fitness Instructor
  • Food & Beverage Staff 
  • Gentleman Host
  • Gift Shop Manager/Staff
  • Golf Instructor
  • Group Sales Manager/Staff 
  • Host & Hostess
  • Janitorial Staff
  • Juggler 
  • Lecturer 
  • Magician 
  • Maitre d 
  • Marketing 
  • Massage Therapist
  • Medical Doctor
  • Musician 
  • Nurse 
  • Photographer 
  • Physician 
  • Puppeteer
  • Purchasing Agent 
  • Purser 
  • Purser's Staff
  • Public Relations
  • Psychic 
  • Restaurant & Bar Staff 
  • Reservations Staff 
  • Sales Agent 
  • Salon Manager/Staff 
  • SCUBA Instructor
  • Shore Excursions Staff
  • Social Host
  • Videographer 
  • Vocalist 
  • Youth Counselor
  • Water Sports Instructor
  • Waiter/Waitress
What's more, there's TONS more positions you can do - and you don't even need to be qualified!
 
     
  Fact is, although there are 130,000 people working on cruise ships right now...it´s one of the hardest industry's to get into...so unless you have access to the RIGHT information and know how to use it correctly - you´re going to struggle.  
     
  "Imagine if you had someone who REALLY knows what they´re doing to guide you!"  
     
  For the first time ever I've blown-open my personal vault. I´ve left nothing to chance. I´ve poured every possible little detail, all of my closely-guarded secrets...I´ve scraped together all of my direct contacts...all of my little-known tricks, tips and previously un-disclosed information - into one complete never-seen-before package... 

It´s called...

 
     
  Now Updated for 2006
Get a Cruise Ship Job!
How to Get Paid to Travel the World 
Having the Best Time of Your Life!

The International Best-Seller
by Neil Maxwell Keys

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  I wanted to put together something so detailed and yet so remarkably simple to follow that anybody could pick up and follow the quick and easy step-by-step instructions. Doing so could very easily land you a job on a cruise ship. 

If you´re prepared to follow a few little simple instructions. Then you'll be given the specific information on what you need to do, who you need to talk to and how you should proceed. You're going to be presented with inside information you simply won´t find anywhere else.

 
     
 
"Your Book is Absolutely Priceless!" 

"I'm writing to tell you that your book is absolutely priceless!!!!!!!! Guess what?? I've got my dream job on a cruise liner!!!!!!!!!!!!! It only took four weeks from the time I dropped off my resume to get an interview!

Neil I have only you to thank for your invaluable book!! I am so grateful to you and will recommend your book to whoever wants it. Once again many many thanks for everything!!"

Crissi Proestos, Cyprus

 
     
  "The hard work has been done for you!" 

It means an end to the frustrating searches. No more time wasting. No more getting ripped-off by unscrupulous agencies and so-called online "resume distribution" services. No more mailing resumes to out-of-date addresses (there´s a lot of free but POOR information out there!)

Imagine the days, even weeks or months you´ll save. This package contains everything you´ll ever need. You´ll have a shortcut to the people who do the hiring. And within a few short months you should be working in the job of your dreams. Living it up and having some serious fun in the sun! That´s our promise.

 
     
 
"I just got hired to work for Holland America!"

"Thanks soooo much for your Get a Cruise Ship Job package. I just got hired to work for Holland America and I am really excited! Thanks so much again!!!"

Amy Allara, South Africa

 
     
  Here´s a taster of some of the secrets you will discover from this remarkable package... 
  • How to get a cruise ship job even if you have little or no experience in anything! (page 65).
  • The quick and easy 10-step action plan for cruise ship success - start it today...it'll have you moving toward your dream job faster than ever! (page 108).
  • The absolute best time of the year to apply for a cruise ship job (and when you definitely shouldn´t!) (page 114).
  • The number 1 mistake applicants make that ensures their resume NEVER gets read! (page 109).
  • The TRUTH about cruise line "employment agency´s" - and how to use them CORRECTLY! (page 107).

  • cruise line employee image.
  • The little-known blockbuster technique that will boost your chances of getting a job by 247%! (page 110).
  • An inside "crew members review" of 25 of the world´s top cruise lines. Knowing what the company is like before you work for them is VERY important (page 118).
  • Two critical "words" that you absolutely must understand before applying. And why not knowing them could spell disaster before you even get started! (page 17).
  • An insiders list of which positions you should definitely NOT apply for. Don´t learn this the hard way! (page 70).
  • One "secret" to know BEFORE you apply that will almost guarantee you work the MINIMUM hours possible. And get more free time than you´ll know what to do with! (page 58). 
  • The true-story of the crew member who had 7 marriage proposals during his first 6-month contract. And it wasn´t because of his looks and no he wasn´t the captain! It was the "special" job he did! (page 79). 
  • One almost magic way of getting a cruise ship job that NEVER fails! (page 112).
  • Complete in-depth review of over 180 cruise jobs with accurate descriptions, duties, benefits, requirements and typical salaries. 
  • Real-life in-depth case study´s written by crew members (discover what it´s really like straight from the horses mouth!).
Plus, along with all of this...

...you´ll receive my own jealously guarded directory of the most bang-up-to-date, comprehensive and painstakingly put together direct contact information you´ll ever come across. It´s called...

"The A-Z Guide to the World´s Hiring Cruise Lines Companies, Concessionaires & Staffing Agents!"

Here´s what you´ll also get... 

  • DIRECT contacts to the EXACT people who do the hiring. This is for every major and minor cruise line, concessionaire and staffing agent! (The only way to be successful is by contacting the RIGHT people for the right job)
  • DIRECT but little-known ´live´ website links. Simply "point and click" on these links and you´ll be taken directly to the "recruitment page" of major cruise lines (these pages are often kept deliberately hidden from the general public - for fear of being swamped by applicants!)
  • DIRECT email addresses of those who hire (and what you should NEVER put in your email!)
  • DIRECT postal addresses of the companies you need (and what the BEST days are to post your resume!)
  • DIRECT office phone and fax numbers and the CORRECT way to use them (phoning cruise lines directly can seriously damage your chances of success - unless you know this inside strategy!)
  • Insider's report on the top Cruise Lines: their customers, where they travel and whether they hire for your type of job. 
  • Important new information on tons of large and small cruise line companies and a typical job listing for each Cruise Line. 
  • New ship buildings through the year 2006 and beyond.
  • Essential facts about each ship - crucial information that you´ll need before making your final decision. We even reveal the types of passengers you´ll be dealing with.
Want to get going now? 

You see, this is more than just another "how to" book...it´s more than just a list of addresses and job descriptions... 

...it´s a powerful cruise ship employment package. Jam-packed full of the very latest, inside information, expert advice and little-known secrets that will put you way ahead of the crowd. 

"You'll have the hard facts no other book dare tell you!"

You probably realize already that this is no ordinary washed-down, sugar-coated book. I tell it like it is - no bull! A candid, honest and often humorous insight of what it´s REALLY like to live and work onboard a cruise ship - warts and all! You´ll discover the downsides as well as the fabulous upsides. And I think that´s important.

 
     
 
"I have been offered a hairstylist position with The Radisson Seven Seas Cruises."

"I'm happy to report that I have been offered a hairstylist position with The Radisson Seven Seas Cruises. I cannot thank you enough it is all thanks to your book and the fantastic information you shared, so thanks again."

Deanna May, Canada

 
     
  Look, I can´t guarantee you a job on a luxury cruise ship (and neither can anybody else for that matter - except the cruise lines!) But by using my unique information, inside contacts and practical advice you´ll give yourself the very best chance of success. What chance do you have without this information? 

What´s more, it´s written by someone who has worked at the very forefront of this industry. You will be taken by the hand and guided to one of the most exciting, rewarding careers and life experiences you can ever have.

Grab your copy of our brand new package Get a Cruise Ship Job: How to Get Paid to Travel the World Having the Best Time of Your Life! Then read it. And put it to work...try out some of the tips, tricks and techniques we´ll reveal to you - and watch the cruise line job offers roll in. 

Okay Neil...stop right there! How about telling me the cost of this remarkable package - the key to the vault for this exciting industry?

Believe it or not, one company (no names mentioned!) is charging almost $100 - yes one hundred dollars - for LESS information than you´ll get in this package! How do I know? Because I bought it out of curiosity to see exactly how they could justify such a ridiculously high price.

I don´t want to charge you that much, although obviously I could charge that and possibly a whole lot more. The information you´re getting here is worth many times that amount. In fact, when I gave one of my clients a "sneak peak" at what I´d put together - he argued I should charge at least $300 for this stuff. 

And it´s easy to see why. After all, this package contains everything you´ll ever need to get the job of your dreams. But I´d much rather see you put that kind of money towards getting yourself ready for your new adventure. Buy yourself some new nice new clothes or some accessories for the beach. 

Okay, if I charged $100 that would be fair. After all our competitors charge this for less information than you´re getting here. 

But you won't pay anything like that... 

You won´t have to pay the $300 a client said we should charge. You won´t even pay the $99 some of our competitors charge. You won´t even pay half of that! Remarkably, you can orderthe entire package Get a Cruise Ship Job: How to Get Paid to Travel the World Having the Best Time of Your Life! for just $39.97.

That´s really a very small investment considering the once-in-a-life-time opportunity you could have. This package gives you everything you ever need to get a job on a cruise ship. You could easily waste 12 months wandering around the internet trying to find this information yourself.

 
     
 
"A Bargain at Twice the Price!"

"Just dropping you a line to thank you for this book. I´ve been thinking about working on ships for some time and have really been struggling to find the information I need to make it happen.

"I don´t think could have dreamed of anything as helpful as your book!!!! All my questions were answered and I had a giggle at the same time. It would be a bargain at twice the price.

"I am feeling more positive than ever that this something I really want to do, and it´s all down to you!! Thank you!!"

Adrienne Woods, London

 
     
  So What's The Catch? Why Are We Practically Giving This Package Away?

Well, it's really quite simple. Firstly, this is a "digitally delivered" product and since you'll be downloading the entire package directly from the internet - there are no inventory or fulfillment costs. I don't need to pay anyone to take the orders over the phone. This way I can pass along the cost savings to you. So you win and I win. 

But don't worry if you´ve never purchased a digitally delivered book before. Downloading the package is a piece-of-cake - even a 10 year old could do it! I'm no "techno whiz" and I had no problem. The book works with both Mac and PC users and you´ll be given simple instructions on how to do it (it´s easy!) 

What's more, keeping it as a "digital book" means that we can keep this information bang-up-to-date.

You´ll never have to worry about out-dated addresses, wrong emails and non-existent websites again! 

What´s more, you could be applying for your dream job within minutes of downloading this package - directly through the ´live´ links I reveal! You could never do this with a printed version (of course, you can always print the book off).

Secondly, because it´s a new book I wanted to make it an unbeatable deal so that plenty of people read it and get out there working on cruise ships as soon as possible. However, we are anticipating an incredible demand for our "Get a Cruise Ship Job" package, the price will be rising very shortly to more accurately reflect the true value of this product. So don't delay, act now while you can still pick up this exceptional package, while this price is still good!

 
     
  Download The "Get a Cruise Ship Job" Package Immediately And Discover How to Get Paid to Travel the World Having the Best Time of Your Life!

As I´m writing this, we´re in the middle of the largest economic upswing since the 1990´s. And there are 42 new ships being planned for the next five years alone. As a result the world´s biggest cruise lines are gearing-up their recruiting massively.

Luckily for you, there´s never been a better time to jump aboard! 

Let me boil it down...in less than 5 minutes you could have, in your own two hands, a complete step-by-step guide crammed-full of the most practical essential information ever assembled on getting a job on a luxury cruise liner. 

Why don´t you make an important decision and order your copy of 'Get a Cruise Ship Job!' TODAY? Because it contains everything you'll ever need to get a job working on the most luxurious cruise ships in the world - faster than ever.

We look forward to hearing from you and helping you get paid to travel the world... having the best time of your life!

Very best wishes, 

Neil Maxwell Keys 
Founder: MK Cruise Ship Recruitment, Inc

P.S. What you have here before you is a 349-page guide filled with everything you´ll ever need, right at your fingertips to land yourself a job on a cruise ship.

If you're the kind of person who is willing to read, follow a plan, and let an expert who has "been there and done it" actually show you the ropes -- this is an incredible chance you shouldn't pass on.

If this sounds like you - you owe it yourself to take action right now.

"It Will Definitely be a Major Help in our
Quest for a Cruise Ship Job."

"My husband and I purchased your excellent Get a Cruise Ship Job employment package three days ago, and we are really excited! It really does have a wide range of information contained in it, that we feel it will definitely be a major help in our quest for a cruise ship job. Many thanks" Heidi and Craig Bryham, Australia.

P.P.S. A very popular question from people outside the United States is "will these ´Get a Cruise Ship Job´ secrets work for those outside the US (i.e. UK, Europe, Australia, South Africa)?" This is a valid question. We have personally helped hundreds of people outside of the US get jobs on cruise ships. ´Get a Cruise Ship Job´ is written in "US English". And this is a global industry that recruits from every corner of the world. You will find that all of the ´Get a Cruise Ship Job' secrets will be applicable in any foreign country.

 
     
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How YOU Can Get a Job on a Luxury Cruise Ship - Quickly & Easily!
by Neil Maxwell Keys
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